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Stephen Colbert Reveals What Jesus Said About Homosexuals: VIDEO


Stephen Colbert is still reeling over Obama's same-sex marriage endorsement. God ordained marriage to be between a man and his rib, after all.



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  1. I didn't know that Jesus and Judas were gay!

    Posted by: Oliver | May 11, 2012 12:47:49 PM

  2. It's funny that the Jesus graphic sort of has a Tebow-like face. (not that I find him attractive)

    Posted by: St. Theresa of Avila | May 11, 2012 3:03:38 PM

  3. If you don't live in the US and you would like to read the dirt on Jesus and Judas, make sure you use the "no country re-direct" switch in the URL:

    Posted by: agcons | May 12, 2012 4:17:10 AM

  4. JUdas, IDK, I'm pretty sure that that's just a joke. (I have spent more time than most studying the bible) Jesus and John the Baptist may have been an item, however. Read the new testament between the lines, and you can totally get that vibe.

    Posted by: Matt | May 12, 2012 1:33:14 PM

  5. Just to clarify Matt's comment, Jesus and John the Baptist were cousins. John (the "beloved" disciple) was one of the twelve apostles, and was a different person altogether. But to Matt's point, yeah, there's been quite a bit of speculation over the nature of the relationship between J and the apostle John. Now how did we get on this path?

    Posted by: Thomas | May 13, 2012 12:50:55 AM

  6. Actually, Jesus said plenty about the gay. He healed the Centurian's pais, his male lover, and said about the Centurian, I have not found so great a faith, no not in Israel.

    Posted by: Wilberforce | May 13, 2012 7:33:12 PM

  7. And John (the "beloved" disciple) was the only one of the twelve apostles present at the crucifixion.

    Posted by: Ninong | May 14, 2012 1:30:09 PM

  8. @MATT: You're going to have do a lot more than "spending more time than most studying the bible" if you are going to get any sense of the true nature of Jesus, The Twelve Disciples and anything truthful related to Jesus. The bible is not a necessarily reliable source for anything factual regarding Jesus, especially the elusive "historical" Jesus. I suggest that you put the bible on the shelf for a while and start reading anything by Elaine Pagels, the late Dr. Morton Smith, any of the better compilations of all the Gospels (not just the contrived "four gospels" that was decided upon by a committee vote by the Nicean crowd. The study of Jesus can only take place OUTSIDE the bible if you're going to do any "studying" at all. The truth is there but you won't find it in the bible.

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