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Christian Commander Mrs. Betty Bowers Reports from the Front Line of the 'War on Christmas': VIDEO


Embedded reporter Mrs. Betty Bowers is on the front line of the 'War on Christmas' - the local shopping mall:

"I'm hearing from Macy's security forces that just moments ago secular insurgents invaded Jessica Simpson juniors and launched verbal grenades assaulting shoppers' ears with wishes of cheer not worded exactly as Christians demand in this time of great joy."


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  1. Need I remind everyone that Mrs. Betty Bowers is satire and not a real Fox News analyst. I know, I know. It's difficult to tell the difference!

    The historical stuff about December 25 is accurate, as is the assertion that some mall trips are worse than hell.

    Posted by: james | Dec 11, 2012 8:31:10 PM

  2. Oh those loony Christians, LOL. Don't they know the war on Christmas is in their heads?

    Posted by: Jacob | Dec 11, 2012 8:32:14 PM

  3. Just for the way she pronounces Pot-ter-y Barn.

    Posted by: Ruddigore | Dec 11, 2012 8:52:30 PM

  4. Oh how much I miss those Good Christian Bitches show! Wish it didn't get cancelled.

    Posted by: Maguita | Dec 11, 2012 9:13:07 PM

  5. Even before I clicked on the video I suspected something not right with this picture. I mean, that is some bad-ass stiff wig you have, Mrs. B.!

    Posted by: Manny Espinola | Dec 11, 2012 10:19:07 PM

  6. Betty Bowers rules

    Posted by: Moz's | Dec 12, 2012 12:37:11 AM

  7. @Manny

    I was gonna say, I have seen better dressed drag queens than her.

    Posted by: Sam | Dec 12, 2012 2:18:32 AM

  8. It was kinda hard to hear, the sound was "blurry" and "echo-y", I'm surprised, usually these are pretty high quality.

    Posted by: Randal Oulton | Dec 12, 2012 9:08:58 AM

  9. LOL and @Maguita I miss GCB also!

    Posted by: hotbeef801 | Dec 12, 2012 9:30:07 AM

  10. I adore Betty Bowers and the razor-sharp satire of these pieces; however, in light of the tragic shooting at the Clackamas mall, the language of this ("targets" "commandos" etc.) makes me somewhat queasy. Not sure if it was released before or after that tragedy.

    Posted by: Dback | Dec 12, 2012 10:23:03 AM

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