Colbert Was Not Impressed by Gay Poet Richard Blanco: VIDEO
Stephen Colbert took apart Obama's inauguration last night, "yawning to life" for poet Richard Blanco.
Said an exasperated Colbert:
Would it kill you to throw a rhyme in there? It's a poem. It's not that hard. Here--
There once was a man named Barack
Whose reelection came as a shock
He raised taxes I pay, and then turned marriage gay..
And now he's coming after your glock.
Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...
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There once was a man named Colbert
Who shone as a jester on air.
He made lots of money
being quite funny
but his sense of free verse was unfair.
Posted by: UFFDA | Jan 22, 2013 1:30:59 PM
Funny enough, I've never been impressed by Colbert.
Posted by: Stupid | Jan 22, 2013 1:37:16 PM
Gotta love Colbert, always ready with a groaner.
Posted by: Onnyjay | Jan 22, 2013 2:48:24 PM
Funny enough, Stupid doesn't get the joke.
Posted by: MateoM | Jan 22, 2013 3:19:45 PM
So can anyone name who is it that this poet guy looks like? It's some comedic actor who does New York whiny guy.
Posted by: David Hearne | Jan 23, 2013 1:12:00 AM
He looks like Christopher from the Sopranos.
Posted by: anon | Jan 23, 2013 5:57:40 AM