Stephen Colbert took apart Obama's inauguration last night, "yawning to life" for poet Richard Blanco.
Said an exasperated Colbert:
Would it kill you to throw a rhyme in there? It's a poem. It's not that hard. Here--
There once was a man named Barack
Whose reelection came as a shock
He raised taxes I pay, and then turned marriage gay..
And now he's coming after your glock.
Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...