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Matt Damon Won't Be Pooping for a While: VIDEO


He's on strike.

Details, AFTER THE JUMP...

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  1. haha. I love him!

    Posted by: DRG | Feb 13, 2013 11:40:20 AM

  2. Love it. And yes, the numbers are staggering.

    Posted by: David R | Feb 13, 2013 11:59:29 AM

  3. Whhhhhaaaatttt????

    Posted by: David | Feb 13, 2013 12:41:25 PM

  4. Embarrassing. Lame. Not really helpful.

    Posted by: UFFDA | Feb 13, 2013 1:51:27 PM

  5. @UFFDA
    "Embarrassing. Lame. Not really helpful."

    You shouldn't talk about yourself that way. It makes me sad. :(

    Posted by: Yaoi | Feb 13, 2013 4:23:31 PM

  6. YAOI - LOL...U got me and of course I have it coming. Brighten up now. There's more to be sure.

    Ahem. I meant to say that the spoof is silly because we all know that movie stars don't actually poop like real people.

    In fact Matt, and so many other notable people of inordinant wealth, go way out of their way all the time to help the mass of humanity who have, in this case, not even sufficient water to flush and clean...or stay alive. No one rich and famous has to care, let alone help find a solution. I enormously admire all of such helpfully fortunate people. They are working harder at it than I am, or can.

    Still, I don't thing this was particularly helpful though I could be wrong.

    Posted by: UFFDA | Feb 13, 2013 6:11:27 PM

  7. I really don't need to know about Matt or anyone else crapping.

    Posted by: Geez | Feb 13, 2013 8:20:03 PM

  8. The fudgesicle is costing us the straight vote.

    Posted by: Josh | Feb 13, 2013 10:19:12 PM

  9. Janeane Garofalo maintains that Natalie Portman never poops already.

    Posted by: Jerry | Feb 13, 2013 11:53:44 PM

  10. The guy is awesome, that's it. End of story.

    Posted by: Camden | Feb 14, 2013 12:15:16 AM

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