1. says

    The Prophet Ezekial said the sin of Sodom was pride. Jesus said the sin of Sodom was inhospitality. But, hey, what did they know? They were merely, and respectively, a Prophet and the Son of God. The Bible-pounders don’t even know their Bible. for their incomes they rely, not on Ezekial, not on Jesus, and not on the Bible, but on Barnum: “There’s a sucker born every minute.”

  2. says

    “rapture of the church”……and what clown made up this phrase ? It is nowhere to be found in their One Book.

    And has this illiterate oaf even read (or have read to him)or understood the visitation of the angels to Sodom ?
    Does he not realise it had nothing to do with homosexuality ?
    I just hope some raptor comes for this oaf soon.

  3. Jeff says

    Why does the USA always get to be the harbinger of doom from God? Doesn’t God pay attention to other countries? LOL

  4. gregorybrown says

    There are two was to look at this. If the folks who expect to be Raptured away actually go, the world will be a better place, though disposing of all those clothes may be a problem. If the truly deserving are taken away, it will be fun to see all the buffoons wandering around wondering why meek, poor, genuinely good people aren’t around.

  5. Paul. says

    And…right behind door “3” you’ll find the place where the earth ends and you fall off right into space. How silly they’ve become.

  6. Zeta says

    @JackFknTwist, he means this:

    1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:
    1 Thessalonians 4:17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.


    LOL. Not even a LMAO because it would be like mocking the mentally challenged.

  8. Geoff says

    No. The DOMA ruling is a sure sign that “The Rapture” has actually begun!! I couldn’t be happier! It pretty much transcends any bliss I’ve here-to-fore experienced. Yay!! Now I know what the word ‘rapture’ really means!

  9. Artie_in_Lauderdale says

    It’s not the rapture that is immanent; it’s the *partial* rapture. In the rapture, Christians are taken up bodily into heaven. In the *partial* rapture, only their BIG MOUTHS leave the earth. And so, Jesus worshipers, we await the partial rapture because your fellow citizens can really do without your BIG MOUTHS. Thank you, in advance.

  10. MateoM says

    These religious nuts keep saying the rapture is upon us, and yet we haven’t seen the four horsemen, nor any indicator of the end of days.

  11. michaeld89119 says

    It’ll be funny, when the Rapture comes, and Hagee, Robertson, Perkins, Fischer, and Brown & Gallagher are the only people remaining on earth because they have vilified and debased the love that God proclaimed and Jesus taught. One cannot preach hatred of God’s children and expect to reap any rewards in the Afterlife. Buh-bye, ya’ll! I’m not a religious person but I am tired of the Bible being used as HATE SPEECH.

  12. bambinoitaliano says

    If there’s any rupture, it’s happening in their collective asses, because they have been clenching so tight on gay issues that they can’t get any tighter.

  13. walter says

    isnt this about the eight scheduled rapture? i really have lost count , which this time are going to run out and sell everything they own.? don’t they realize they can’t take it with them? the world will be a far better place once all those clowns get raptured

  14. RJ Abada says

    he must be referring to a different kind of rapture – i.e. noun. ecstasy, ravishment, delight, trance

  15. Ombre says

    As they ‘lied’ with their wives? I think he means to say as they ‘lay’ with their wives. These bigots evangelize all day long and can’t even speak proper English.

  16. Mark says

    He seems nice. And he’s pretty cute, too! I wonder if he might like to gay-marry me :) I should probably ask his dad for his blessing before I propose….

  17. Junior says

    EVERYONE please put ‘Zeta’ in the search engine on here. This poster tries to present themselves as rational but is fueled with so many anti gay remarks. We need to call out the trolls. Zeta is one major troll!

  18. anon says

    The classic “stupid tax” of asking for donations right before the end of the world.

  19. says

    “Men were individuals who believed they could be like God! We have all of those things happening in the world around us.” Yes, we call those evangelical, bigoted Christians.

  20. Don Wright says

    The rapture was invented in the 1700’s, picked up by Edward Irving and passed along by Darby and Scofield. It does not exist in any commentaries prior to this. Calvin, Wesley, Knox or anyone else mentions this because it was not invented yet. In addition, they have to ignore about a hundred verses which indicate the second coming was near, close, soon and at hand during Jesus’s generation. Hagee and his son are just trying to sell books and tapes as mondern day moneychangers in the temple.

  21. Don Wright says

    I meant to say that the Reformers DO NOT mention the Rapture because it was not invented yet. Numerous people spoke out about the Rapture teaching when it was invented. Go back and read some of their writings (1830-1900) and see how they opposed the “new” teaching of a rapture. Also look at how every instance of “this generation” in the NT and see it refers to the generation of people living during Jesus’s day. Also take a look at the attempt to rebuild the temple during the reign of Julian the Apostate. As Roman Emperor he tried to assist the Jews in rebuilding the temple in 336 AD. Failed miserably because God sent earthquakes, storms, and fireballs to kill the workers and make the work impossible.

  22. SFRowGuy says

    Good. Then maybe you a-holes will get gone, and leave the rest of us to live in peace.

  23. Jerry6 says

    With people like him in the world, let us all pray that “RAPTURE” comes quickly.