1. Jack M says

    Money Shot is more like it. When Nick allows him to be referred to as a “former Calvin Klein boy toy” he proves how full of crap he is. Yuck.

  2. says

    Oh Nick Gruber – you try so hard, and fail even harder.

    Just because Kim Kardashian got famous for looking pretty and being a starf*cker doesn’t mean you can do it too.

  3. johnny says

    I think he meant to say:

    “But I was 40 pounds heavier so you might NOT want to watch it on a wide screen.”

  4. Peter says

    “We broke up in February 2013 and all that I was left with was a band of gold, the dreams I hold, and countless hours of priceless footage.”

    You do realize he’s alluding to Freda Payne’s 1970 hit “Band of Gold,” right?