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  1. BETTY says

    So, is he saying that the man who preached love, forgiveness and kindness to your fellow man is just too girly so today’s men can’t “identify” with him?? That those are traits that make you less of a man? This is utter lunacy! Seriously, now we know where RICK gets his material (talking points) from.

    Jesus must be shaking his head over this one. This guy is one of those “false prophets” Jesus talked about.

  2. BETTY says

    He’ll blame it on the gays next.

    Oh and Jerry, I don’t think you have to worry about hanging out with Jesus. If you actually read your bible, you aren’t the kind of person Jesus wanted to “hang” with. In fact, I think he has a spot reserved for you in a much warmer place.

  3. mam says

    AMERICA WANTS STEROID JESUS CAUSE HE’S BETTER AT BEATING UP GAYS, WOMEN, ALL THE WEAKS, AND THE STUPID LIBERAL IMAGE OF A *SIGH* PEACE AND SERENITY SUPER QUEER VERSION OF THE MESSIAH !
    BECAUSE JESUS TOTALLY GRUNTED AT JEWS AND POPPED VEINS IN HIS NECK AT ALL THE COMMIE LAWS AND HABITS OF THE SHEEPLE.
    DANG! AFTER HE ROLLED HIS STEELY BLUE EYES AND CLENCHED HIS SQUARE JAW, HE LIFTED WOOD AND STONE AND BUILT – BEER BREWERIES ! AND *DUH* CHURCHES TO HONOR HIS FATHER.
    JESUS WAS SO OVER IT MAN. HE WAS LIKE, WATCH OUT HERE I COME TO CHANGE THE WORLD AND YOU BETTER HAD BACK OFF BEFORE I GIVE ALL YA’LL WEDGIES.
    HE WASN’T EVEN NAILED TO THE CROSS.
    THEY MADE THAT UP TO ! HE TOTALLY KNEW HE WAS GONNA DIE SO HE JUST CLIMBED UP ONE ONE DAY AND WAITED *DERR*
    AND WHEN HE WAS RESURRECTED HE FARTED, BURPED AND SCRATCHED HIS BALLS AND SAID “GOD BLESS MURRKA” THEN HE FLEW UP INTO THE SKY LIKE A TOTAL BOSS!!!!!

    – Right?

  4. bkmn says

    Nice name there Boy!kin.

    BTW – Harrison Ford was a carpenter too and while he has a nice bod he is not exactly totally ripped.

    So take your latent gay fantasies and get down to San Diego and pitch your ideas to the porn companies.

  5. terry says

    After a hard day of handling wood JC just loved the gym. He’d pump up for hours making eye contact and letting the guys know that Jesus loved them. Later he’d take a steam. He had 12 mates behind him all the time. He was a man’s man.

  6. JackFknTwist says

    Idiot.
    The historical Jesus loved to have his feet washed by Mary and Martha, hung out with Mary Magdalene.
    And then there was the special relationship with John………
    So WTF are you talking about a “man’s man” ?
    Are you just making this up as you go along ?

  7. Rexford says

    Popular Mechanics did a scientific article on this some ten years ago, basically concluding that Jesus was a very average-looking Semite male who was probably about 5’1 and 110 lbs, as was typical for his ethnicity at the time. But they agreed that he was probably more physically fit and muscular than most artistic imaginings of him.

    http://books.google.com/books?id=VM8DAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA68&lpg=PA68&dq=popular+mechanics+face+of+jesus&source=bl&ots=OZMu3R-xPN&sig=uPy8RWFvUScKF7k9eEiO1jb0km0&hl=en&ei=qCw3TPegEsOAnQfw8pSEBA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=7&ved=0CDUQ6AEwBg#v=onepage&q=popular%20mechanics%20face%20of%20jesus&f=false

  8. anon says

    He would have been buff if he ate a high protein modern diet, but diets of that age were grain oriented and not high enough in protein or calories to keep a lot of muscle on. He would have been lithe, but just about all males were back then, since so much physical labor was required from everyone. And a lot of art reflects a thinness to him that’s probably appropriate. As to callouses, they can disappear within a year or so of leaving work, and are a minor physical characteristic.

  9. Francis says

    Tough? Every LGBT person who has come out of the closet and had to live with the likes of macho neanderthals and other bullies whose narrow defination of how things should be, every queer person is way, way more tougher with a stronger sense of self and because of all the zhit we went though, a lot more compassionate! this idiot wouldn’t survive a day in my heels!

  10. Bill says

    So, this guy has vindicated the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence’s yearly Hunky Jesus Contest, as a reality show to pick the best model for a new Christian religious painting.

  11. Michael says

    Go read the Gospel of John. It’s quite clear, I mean besides John being pointed out as the Disciple Whom Jesus Loved, if Jesus had a romantic relationship with anyone it would have been John.

  12. james says

    oh, mister boykin, tell us about jesus’ boy friends, were they ripped too? did they sometimes rub up against each other when they were hauling stones and tossing logs? in a good manly way? feeling each other’s hard bodies and smelling each others manly smells? no fats or fems back in those days, no sireee, just rock hard bods and rough hands and dirty feet, and, and, and…… Hey, where are you going Mr. Boykin? the men’s room AGAIN?? Is it the coffee that’s getting to you? What’s that bulge? (and there wasn’t a loose crotch in the room)

  13. Derrick in Philly says

    Ode To a Power Bottom
    Jesus was:
    An ass-shakin’, cock-takin’, love makin’ sex machine.
    A neck nuzzlin’, cum guzzlin’, no lyin’-for-your-sins-dyin’ messiah!
    A God-fearin’, temple-clearin’, end-is-nearin’ righteous man.
    A cross-hangin’, whore-bangin’, water-to-wine changin’ Son of God!
    A hymn-singin’, gaydar-pingin’, loaves-and-fishes slingin’ fisher of MEN.
    A foot-washin’, pharisee-bashin’, dude-huggin’, mother-fuggin’, piss-chuggin’…

    figment of our imaginations.

  14. Graphicjack says

    Jesus came from Umerica. Motherfin leader of the free world… Fck yah! Seriously… This guy is talkin like he was a WWE wrestler, or the construction worker in the Village People… Because we’ve never seen a muscle Mary in the gay community before, right?

  15. Hisurfadvisory says

    Cross training! Took me a second there, Dan-O!

    I think Herr General is looking for Tom of Finland Jesus. Imagine just the right amount of military drag, bulging everything and a pornstache to Heaven.

    I’m ready to be born again! Let the spirit FILL me!

    Please!

  16. Hue-Man says

    Herr General has me all confused because when I hear about young men lifting heavy things to earn their living, I think of suitcases and planes and their older male benefactors who aren’t able to get it up…into the storage bins.

    Can we now talk about the masculinity of another “historical” personality – Superman?!

  17. Chuck Mielke says

    If I recall the bible correctly, it says that Jesus’s father, Joseph, was a carpenter but Jesus himself has no such distinction. And “stonemason”? Where on earth did the idiot get that? I guess, once one starts to make things up, it becomes difficult to stop.

  18. TrickGood says

    33 year old, unmarried Jewish boy who hung out with lots of rough working men and one over the top gal with a highly checkered past?
    Oooo, get the beHIND me, Satan!

  19. GregV says

    Jesus’ diet had no doubt a fraction of the calories an average American eats, considering not only the food available in his region at the time but also the fact he taught others to live like a poor person by giving away all your possessions.
    He greeted his male friends with a kiss, never said a single word critical of homosexuality and he accepted the effeminate male eunuchs as his friends.

    I think the modern-day anti-gay fundamentalists would be likely to ask Him to leave if He entered their church.

    The backwardness of the statements this guy makes is comical. I remember when I was in high school an anti-effeminate old Baptist man telling me the same thing. “He was able to lift large tables! Don’t forget what a manly, muscular body he must have had.” As if THAT was what would be important about Him.

  20. Bernie says

    Mr. Boykins’ so called “analysis” is just so brilliant……….ugh! It is very telling that Mr. Boykins is shaky in his own masculinity as he has to make Jesus “a man’s man”………..

  21. thom says

    Wow, Jerry. Somehow you have the knack to see back in time and report back to us what Jesus looked like! Wow. I am stunned. And Jerry, you might want to tone down that man-crush take on him…I’m just saying…I mean SOMEONE MIGHT catch on that you are…are…well…crushing on J?

    Interesting how these Evangelicals can describe in detail what people looked like thousand of years ago. Wow. I am amazed at your gift. Jesus was a Jew…a Semite and most likely looked like what a Jew might look like back then, but who knows. Polaroid cameras were rare in those days and he was poor so it is safe to say that he couldn’t do a “selfie”. Does that fit, Jerry? Do you see him as a…Jew? a dark-skinned Semite? A big schozzola? Nope. I think you might be getting hard thinking about him as say…oh, maybe Tim Tebow?…yeah that’s it. You troll. You are a disgrace. And yes, I am Jewish, big nose and all.

  22. CMLion says

    Ooh, Papa Bear, tell me more about Jesus’ “big, bulging biceps, big ole veins popping out of his arms…”!

    So who are we talking about here, that savior guy or that hot construction worker in my building. Because they’re both named Jesus.

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