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CNN: Did a Black Hole Swallow the Malaysia Flight? — VIDEO

Blackhole

The speculation has grown so wild on CNN over the disappearance of Malaysia 370 that they've been discussing the possibility that a "black hole" might have swallowed it.

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...

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  1. It is getting harder and harder to tell CNN from The Onion.

    Posted by: bkmn | Mar 20, 2014 9:39:39 AM


  2. This is why I don't watch any cable news. The state of journalism in general is pathetic these days, but on cable it's the worst. News porn.

    Posted by: Kenny | Mar 20, 2014 9:45:44 AM


  3. I'm having a "I can't even" moment over here ...

    Posted by: Freddie | Mar 20, 2014 9:47:52 AM


  4. Someone please get Neil DeGrasse Tyson on there to bitchslap everyone with science.

    Posted by: Ryan | Mar 20, 2014 9:52:06 AM


  5. Yesterday's story in The Onion was one its best ever:

    Families Of Missing Flight Passengers Just Hoping Media Gets Closure It Needs

    Posted by: crispy | Mar 20, 2014 10:01:33 AM


  6. Black Hole. Really.

    The only black hole os between the ears of the person or persons who floated that theory.

    Posted by: kdknyc | Mar 20, 2014 10:07:49 AM


  7. yes, Don Lemon's black hole

    Posted by: litper | Mar 20, 2014 10:07:51 AM


  8. I told them not to build that Hadron particle collider, but would they listen? Nope. See what happens when you play with Nature's erector set?

    Posted by: johnny | Mar 20, 2014 10:08:38 AM


  9. IF a wormhole was that close to the earth - we'd all be dead.......geeeez CNN

    Posted by: disgusted american | Mar 20, 2014 10:16:25 AM


  10. One look at the CNN website will tell you how far they have fallen in terms of journalistic integrity.

    Posted by: Jack M | Mar 20, 2014 11:10:00 AM


  11. CNN might as well have asked if leprechauns ate it

    Posted by: Moz's | Mar 20, 2014 12:20:51 PM


  12. Pathetic news reporting. Next up: the jet got tangled up in Santa's sleigh.

    Posted by: Jae | Mar 20, 2014 12:31:47 PM


  13. Oh FFS!! Why didn't they didn't mention Torchwood, too.

    And I think we need a larger hole.

    Posted by: olympiasepiriot | Mar 20, 2014 12:51:42 PM


  14. No, the black hole is where their brains went.

    Posted by: anon | Mar 20, 2014 12:51:56 PM


  15. Don Lemon is so embarrassing.

    Please shut up, Don. I'm begging you.

    And Schiavo? A small black hole would not swallow our "entire universe", which happily contains several supermassive black holes.

    Posted by: Randy | Mar 20, 2014 1:42:48 PM


  16. Nah. It was obviously a tractor beam from an alien spacecraft that took it.

    Posted by: Retro | Mar 20, 2014 2:33:17 PM


  17. Why must they constantly cater to the lowest common denominator.

    Posted by: Arkansassy | Mar 20, 2014 2:48:03 PM


  18. Obviously the plane crashed on the same island that was on LOST where the survivors are battling the smoke monster and the mysterious Others.

    Posted by: SpaceCadet | Mar 20, 2014 4:09:50 PM


  19. A black hole? Seriously ?! Do they think a black hole is like a cosmic toilet?

    Posted by: jarago | Mar 20, 2014 5:39:34 PM


  20. "...An smole black hole, sucking the entire universe...", I died xD!!!

    Posted by: MArk | Mar 20, 2014 9:13:05 PM


  21. lol oh my god Don Lemon is such an idiot, the woman he asked that absurd question to was working really hard not to be condenscending in her reply

    Posted by: JMC | Mar 21, 2014 12:00:40 AM


  22. THIS GUY IS SUCH A DAMN IDIOT! HE WILL ----ANYTHING----- TO TRY AND GET ATTENTION....IN NAY WAY POSSIBLY! WHEN HE WAS HERE IN CHGO HE WOULD DAMN KILL HIMSELF TO GET ATTENTION MY ANYONE! ANYONE WHO WOULD LOOK AT HIM......DUDE....PLEASE.....GO SOMEWHERE AND SIT DOWN....GO TAKE SEVERAL SEATS!!!!!!

    Posted by: Shannon | Mar 21, 2014 1:06:50 AM


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