1. says

    This is so true. A straight friend of 30 years recently said that all I wrote about was “gay stuff”.

    Dude- I’m not “stuff”. My life’s not “stuff”. My gay friends aren’t “stuff”. Gay people aren’t “stuff”. Ever ask about my life? No. Who I’m dating or not? No. In short there’s nothing there but memories of our collegiate days.

  2. Glen says

    They forgot my favorite. “Hey I don’t care if you marry a dog but do you have to kiss a woman in public? My kids might see that”

  3. D.R.H. says

    What about, “Oh my god, you’re straight?! I have the perfect woman for you! She does my hair.”