Secret Meeting Held in Vienna by Arch-Homophobes Seeking to Rid Europe of ‘Satanic Gay Lobby’

A meeting of anti-gay minds seeking solutions to rid Europe of the "satanic gay lobby" was held in Vienna over the weekend, the Austrian Independent reports:

MalofeewThe meeting was hosted by Russian oligarch Konstantin Malofeew (right) and his Saint Basil the Great Charitable Foundation and was attended by nationalists and Christian fundamentalists from Russia and the West. These were thought to include the chief Russian ideologist of the Eurasian movement Alexander Dugin, the nationalist painter Ilja Glasunow, and MPs from far right parties including the Freedom Party leader Heinz-Christian Strache.

According to Swiss newspaper Tages Anzeiger, who say they managed to confirm the event tok place from two independent sources, the meeting was hosted at Vienna’s Palais Liechtenstein under conditions of extreme secrecy.

Also reportedly attending was 24-year-old Marion Marechal-Le Pen, a French politician for the far-right National Front party.


  1. johnny says

    I use basil in my italian cooking, but I was not aware there was a saint for it… now I’m going to feel so religious whenever I cook italian! yippee!

  2. Philie says

    I don’t condone violence, but this looks too much like the holocaust planning and the world stilled in shock until millions of victims of indescribable atrocities later.

    I don’t condone violence, but this looks to me like a pretty good hit list to start with, ridding the world of true evil that is.

  3. Martin says

    A certain Austrian already tried that back in the early half of the 1900s. May his precise fate befall each and every one of the evil human-shaped monsters who attended, soon.

  4. Jon Berke says

    @Philie: I couldn’t agree more. I’ve been saying for a while now, Putin is taking every single move he’s making right now out of Hitler’s playbook. I genuinely don’t think he cares about gays at all. I think he’s trying to rally his people around a common enemy so that they won’t question the other things he’s doing… like invading and taking over neighboring countries. I think that was part of the reason he was so keen on the Olympics. It really shouldn’t be let to fester. Wonder what there is to do about it.

  5. Jim says

    History doesn’t repeat, but it rhymes. Time’s pendulum is slowly swinging in a rightward direction. The post-WW2 world of social and democratic liberalism is fading; ancient nationalisms and ethnic divisions are stirring; old religions and half-forgotten superstitions are reviving in new guises. The rational world of the Enlightenment is giving way to a world full of passionate intensity. How long before things fall apart, the center no longer holds, and mere anarchy is loosed upon the world?

  6. Philie says

    @Jon Berke, I agree. However, no matter his intent, the evil he is encouraging and planning should very soon place him at the top of the International Court Justice list and get him arrested and prosecuted.

    The level of hatred against LGBT people, those living with AIDS, and nothing to say of starting up again the hatred against those of the Jewish faith, should one would hope speed his demise.

    And preferably publicly as to set example.

    And eye for an eye indeed.

  7. MajorTom says

    So, a Homophobic Satanic Lobby is plotting (in secret, naturally) to vilify and persecute a minority. How original. And it’s lead by Russians who want to impose their will in Western Europe. Said Russians also do not seem to understand that the minority in question is no longer the powerless and cowering group it once was. Putin may be using Hitler’s playbook, but his opponents know that playbook as well as he does. In the category of picking battles wisely, this is a fail both for the Russians and for any European politicians who fall into line with them.

  8. codyj says

    someone NEEDS to take these stupid relig clowns down to Prater, put them on the “Riesenrad”,throw the switch to ‘on’,and chain it…then walk away

  9. chevytexas says

    Agreed, secret Austrian agreements have historically turned out badly after we keep having to shoot them and blow them up. Perhaps a more proactive prophylactic action this time?

  10. Stephen says

    To Jim, around 3:30. There are two forces extant that will provide an anodyne to the rightward arc, Modernity and democracy. The age distributions in the Middle East provide a fertile ground for these. The Internet, the Arab Spring, demonstrations in Iran, etc., will in a few years change the Power Structures. Unfortunately, here in the Good Ole US of A, 40% of the population thinks the Earth is 6000 years old, and the Sun rotates around the Earth. To quote the Enlightenment writer Didier, “Mankind will not be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.”

  11. Randy says

    Knowing the Russians were involved, that probably means that the plan is to just find gays and beat them up and hope that that will intimidate us into silence. For the American and Western antigay groups their plan will be to smear case as best they can. I’m not expecting a lot of nuance from either side. Neither am I expecting any sort of revitalization the Ex gay movement, for two reasons. First they don’t want any possible traders within the ranks. I can, these are off the chart haters, and they seem label not see gays as is being redeemable in any fashion.

    In democracies, they are really just limited to the usual gay bashing in the media. In places like Russia and its satellites, I fear for our gay brothers and sisters though.

  12. Randy says

    This is all predicated upon the belief that homosexuality is some sort of a choice. These idiots still believe that they can stomp out homosexuality by making it such an horrible choice that no one will choose to be gay. They really believe that if I make your life as miserable as possible, then no one will want to choose to be gay.

    They are so terrified of their children becoming gay that they will be willing to put up concentration camps for gays, thinking that that will be someway to stop us from existing.

    What a sad and frightened group of people there. If they only knew the truth that no one chooses to be gay their fears with evaporite.

  13. Bill says

    @Stephen: interestingly, lots of very smart people have gotten the age of the earth wrong historically. For example, Lord Kelvin’s estimates were very low relative to our best estimate today, but for an interesting reason – radioactivity had not yet been discovered, and radioactive decay provided a heat source missing in those early calculations.

    Unlike religious nuts, people like Lord Kelvin adjusted their beliefs when the data showed something was wrong with them, and that is part of the reason we’ve made so much progress.

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