John Lennon and Paul McCartney beat their meat together, according to a new profile of McCartney in GQ in which he shares several sexually-oriented stories about the Fab Four.
“What it was,” he explains after I have prompted him, “was over at John’s house, and it was just a group of us. And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying—I don’t even know if we were staying over or anything—we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did.”
There would be about five of them: McCartney, Lennon, and maybe three of Lennon’s friends. As they each concentrated on their mission, anyone in the group was encouraged to shout out a name that would offer relevant inspiration.
“We were just, ‘Brigitte Bardot!’ ‘Whoo!'” McCartney says, “and then everyone would thrash a bit more.”
At least until one of them—the one you would perhaps expect—opted for disruption over stimulation.
“I think it was John sort of said, ‘Winston Churchill!'” McCartney remembers, and acts out the aghast, stymied reactions.
In the profile, McCartney also discussed how the group listened to George Harrison lose his virginity, and explains why, on one tour in the middle of the winter, they created a Beatles “sandwich.”
— New York Post (@nypost) September 12, 2018