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News: Plea, Streakers, Goldfrapp, Wounded Galaxy

Goldfrappsun 6a00d8341c730253ef0162fd8a75c9970d-800wi Yeah, it's "Windy."

6a00d8341c730253ef0162fd8a75c9970d-800wi Dharun Ravi, Tyler Clementi's roommate at Rutgers who allegedly pushed Clementi to suicide by streaming his hookup, has rejected a plea deal that would have saved him jail time and perhaps even deportation. "He’s innocent. He’s not guilty. That’s why he rejected the plea," said Ravi's lawyer. Unless Ravi changes his mind, the trial will begin on February 21.

6a00d8341c730253ef0162fd8a75c9970d-800wi This galaxy has been punctured.

6a00d8341c730253ef0162fd8a75c9970d-800wi FYI: conservatives do not like Newt Gingrich. Nor should they.

6a00d8341c730253ef0162fd8a75c9970d-800wi Goldfrapp has a new video for "Yellow Halo," and here it is.

6a00d8341c730253ef0162fd8a75c9970d-800wi In other "here it is" news, here's the new trailer for Battleship, starring Alexander Skarsgard and Rihanna.

6a00d8341c730253ef0162fd8a75c9970d-800wi Did you wake up this morning thinking, "Wow, the world really, really needs another American Psycho?" You're in luck. The rest of us, meanwhile, must suffer.

6a00d8341c730253ef0162fd8a75c9970d-800wi Kris Humphries speaks. Well, he makes noise that sounds like a language, which is really close enough.

Streaker6a00d8341c730253ef0162fd8a75c9970d-800wi College streakers. [NSFW].

6a00d8341c730253ef0162fd8a75c9970d-800wi Rachel Maddow rides big Fords: "I've had a couple of Rangers, but now as the dog has grown to the size of a small pony, his seating demands in the truck have also grown and we've got an F150."

6a00d8341c730253ef0162fd8a75c9970d-800wi Two words: hot guys.

6a00d8341c730253ef0162fd8a75c9970d-800wi Idiotic Congressional aides fired after insulting boss on Twitter.

6a00d8341c730253ef0162fd8a75c9970d-800wi RIP Ed Watson, California marriage advocate.

6a00d8341c730253ef0162fd8a75c9970d-800wi Hawaii couple suing for marriage rights: "Former radio DJ Natasha Jackson and Janin Kleid have been a couple four years.  They wear wedding rings and want to make their commitment legal.  But when they went to get a marriage license at the state Department of Health they were denied."

6a00d8341c730253ef0162fd8a75c9970d-800wi Rocky: "47 percent of Coloradans support same-sex marriage, while 43 percent oppose it."

6a00d8341c730253ef0162fd8a75c9970d-800wi Sorry, but Tom Cruise is too scary to be attractive.

6a00d8341c730253ef0162fd8a75c9970d-800wi Well this is nice: Marvel Comics' Avengers versus X-Men crossover will not have too many tie-ins, which means you can save a few bucks. If you buy comics, that is...

6a00d8341c730253ef0162fd8a75c9970d-800wi Brent Childers discusses Rick Perry's religious pandering: "For a presidential candidate to promote this kind of social and religious division is truly beyond astonishing. The vast majority of people of faith in this country have grown very wary of politicians who attempt to pervert the Christian faith as a means to gain political favor."

Kris Humphries and Scott Disick Have a Man-on-Man Moment


Is this how bros help each other out these days? Apparently, while waiting for Kris Humphries' homophobic slur you can watch him engage in some man-on-man pit shaving.

Fake Kardashian Marriage Battle Now Includes Homophobic Bullying

Gay-hating has now been dragged into the fake Kardashian marriage, Life & Style reports:

KartrashianLife & Style has learned that Kris is particularly concerned about explosive footage of him bullying Kim's best friend Jonathan Cheban -- scenes that stand to tarnish Kris' wholesome Midwestern image. "Midway through the season, Kris starts bullying Kim's best friend, Jonathan Cheban, about his sexuality," shares a Kim pal. "Jonathan isn't gay, but Kris accuses him of being gay and criticizes him for it in a really homophobic way. Jonathan is really upset."

As is Kim. "Kris used the word 'gay' as an insult, to try and hurt Jonathan," an E! insider tells Life & Style. "He's the lowest of the low bullying someone like this."

While it's too late for him to stop the premiere from airing, Kris has retained lawyer Lee Hutton III and is trying his hardest to prevent the most inflammatory moments from being broadcast.

Kris Humphries Offered a Spot in Chippendales


Today in Kardassian marriage-mocking news.

Here's the promo for this weekend's now canceled Vegas nightclub appearance by Kardashian spouse Kris Humphries, which you may have at first thought was a promo for the new Twilight film, or a gay circuit party. It's neither.

Still, I guess somebody perceived it as an audition:

TMZ has learned ... Chippendales in Vegas has already reached out to Humphries, hoping to fill their empty celebrity MC spot at the Rio -- previously occupied by ex-98 Degrees singer Jeff Timmons.

KkMeanwhile, Kim Kardashian wrote a ridiculously pathetic letter to her fans, begging them to stop being angry at her:

I am trying not to read all the different media reports but it’s hard not to see all the negative ones. First and foremost, I married for love. I can’t believe I even have to defend this. I would not have spent so much time on something just for a TV show! I share so much of my life on a reality show, that contemplating whether to even film my wedding was a tough decision to make, and maybe it turned out to not be the smartest decision. But it’s who I am! We filmed Kourtney giving birth, Khloe getting married, break ups, make ups, our best moments and our worst moments. These were all real moments. That’s what makes us who we are. We share, we give, we love and we are open!
Everyone that knows me knows that I’m a hopeless romantic! I love with all of my heart and soul. I want a family and babies and a real life so badly that maybe I rushed in to something too soon. I believed in love and the dream of what I wanted so badly. I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn’t get off when now I know I probably should have. I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship, I didn’t know how to and didn’t want to disappoint a lot of people.

Mainstream media has noted the outrage from the LGBT community over the couple making a joke of the institution of marriage:

"Kim Kardashian files for divorce after 72 days. Another example of how same-sex marriage is destroying the sanctity of the very institution," joked Geoge Takei on Twitter, expressing the sentiment of many.

And Jill Goldstein and Nikki Weiss-Goldstein (former stars of The Real L Word), wrote an open letter to Kardashian asking her to support marriage equality:

Kim, we have no doubt that a woman as smart, savvy, and beautiful as you will find love and marriage again. But for the respect of the millions of people who hear about it at every turn (many of whom you rely on to build your brand) please do take into consideration the uphill battle that so many of us have to fight for marriage equality. Perhaps you can demonstrate a bit more respect for the union next time around, instead of using it as a business gain.

We leave you with this idea: Why not take a portion of the millions of dollars you earned on your wedding and donate it to the Human Rights Campaign to help fight for marriage equality? It would speak very loudly.

Sportrait: Kris Humphries


Kris Humphries, power forward for the New Jersey Nets and future husband of Kim Kardashian, shows off his 6'9" frame in the current issue of GQ.

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