Sportrait: Sidney Crosby Sleeping with the Stanley Cup

No doubt some of you wouldn't mind being the Stanley Cup, particularly after recalling this juicy spread of the Pittsburgh captain.

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Sidney Crosby, Hockey Babe (Magnet)

In a move surely meant to appease those legions of straight, testosterone-charged, sportsfan readers, November's men's fashion mag devotes two pages to a bare, muscular, and beaded-with-sweat look at NHL wunderkind "hotdog" Sidney Crosby, whose hockey assets include "reacting, reading plays quickly, finding holes to make passes, knowing where guys are going to be, planning ahead, and having the speed to get there."

The 18-year-old Crosby is here to "save the NHL".

And of course the mascots of Crosby's Pittsburgh team have achieved gay cult status.