By now you’ve probably heard something about the couple who climbed a tree in Central Park a few days ago and proceeded to have sex, while a group of onlookers formed below. If not, please read the article. It might be slightly disturbing if it weren’t so damn amusing. When a 32-year-old man with feminine breasts and a 17-year-old boy can create civil disobedience because of how they were depicted in a newspaper article (and subsequently make the NYT), there are still some things that are right in the world.
But it leaves me wondering, will they be happy with how they are depicted in this newspaper article? I mean, feminine breasts? I am wondering what it was about the breasts that made them feminine? What differentiates a feminine breast from a man tit?
Also, I love the part when the police officer lunges at the tranny and he “scampers” further up the tree. Brilliant. But the best part of all is when the police officer offers up a can of Coke and is yelled at for not giving them vanilla Diet Pepsi. You never know where branding opportunities will turn up these days.