June 17, 2004 by Andy Towle If Janet Jackson plays New York Pride will there be a wardrobe malfunction? Meet the Internet’s newest superstar — Travis. Crowds in Bristol, England turned off and confused at message sent by Sir Elton John’s penis earring and “f*** off” necklace. The bigger question is, did Sir Elton pay £140 for them? Gay Sichuan Golden Monkeys discovered.