A German zoo has imported female penguins from Sweden in an attempt to sway its gay penguins from homosexual activity. Three out of five pairings of penguins at the Bremerhaven Zoo have been found to be same-sex partners.
And just in case this experiment (which will be monitored by a biologist) doesn't work, they've also flown in two new male penguins “so the ladies don't miss out altogether.” Unless, of course, they're gay as well, considering sexual proclivities in Japan and New York seem to suggest an international jet-setting gay penguin population.