…do we have Asscrack American Idol! Contestants have been emailing me like crazy asking for an endorsement. “Please vote for my crack!” Well, there’s nothing like worshipful lobbying to put me in a good mood. However, I’m gonna have to cast my vote for Oliver cause he’s been going through some tough times lately and I’m sure the trophy will look good on his mantelpiece. What that trophy might be, I can only imagine…
Butt cleavage really is not just for the plumber anymore….