Real Madrid’s Sergio Ramos was so happy to have scored the winning goal in their game against Malaga yesterday that he decided to do a flip.
David Beckham was so happy he decided to reward Ramos with…
…a big fat kiss.
And they later moved on to second base.
Unfortunately, Becks had his £70,000 BMW X-5 stolen from a parking garage yesterday. Seems thieves are fairly technologically advanced these days: “The armour-plated four-wheel drive, fitted with the latest anti-theft devices for which Beckham had to use an individual ignition code, was taken from an underground car park. The thieves used software to start the engine electronically.”
David Beckham’s hair has also become a huge betting interest in the World Cup market, with folks slapping down their hard-earned bucks in a gamble on what kind of hair-do Goldenballs will be sporting when the Cup kicks off in June. Most folks seem to think that Becks will go bald on that day, although the Mullet hair-do has experienced a recent surge (let’s hope not).
Here are a few other numbers offered by the oddsmakers: “Hills have lengthened the initial favourite – wearing an Alice Band – from 3/1 to 4/1 second favourite; and also offer 5/1 Spikey; 6/1 Mullet; 8/1 Pony tail; 8/1 Quiff; 12/1 Pudding Bowl cut a la Beatles; 25/1 Flat top style; 33/1 Dreadlocks 100/1 Wig. William Hill are also offering 10/1 that Beckham will have the name of one or both of his children spelled out in his hair – and 33/1 that the entire England team will appear with identical haircuts – or 20/1 that they all have the same hair-colouring.”