Along with the admission that her husband Matt methodically stole $72,000 from her bank account and caused her divorce, Kathy Griffin's appearance on Larry King Live last night featured plenty of talk about “the gays” including this bit at the end. Griffin's My Life on the D-List was recently nominated for a Reality Program Prime Time Emmy.
GRIFFIN: Who do I have a girl crush on? I do love Suzanne Somers, I think she's delightful, you know her, she's awesome. And Patricia Arquette I think is really beautiful. I don't know, I think everybody's beautiful like in their way or whatever. I mean I'm not like hot for chicks, but I'm certainly not putting down people who are. And if that's your life choice Larry, I'm not here to judge you.
KING: What do you think of the new Superman?
GRIFFIN: Hot. And the gays love him.
KING: But he's not gay. He was on the show —
GRIFFIN: The gays are almost willing to dump Gyllenhaal for the new Superman. Gyllenhaal's not gay either and the gays all want him. They're done with Cruise, they've had it, he's too crazy. They've moved on to Gyllenhaal and the new Superman. You know the gays are moody. You gotta keep up…
KING: Wait a minute, are you saying there's a gay think?
GRIFFIN: There's like a Rand Corporation for gay people. They get reports together.
KING: Why isn't there a hetero think?
GRIFFIN: There is! Like, all hetero guys want to bang Jolie, right, she's like the hot thing, right? And all gay guys want to bang Gyllenhaal. They like the Brokeback.
KING: Did you like that movie?
GRIFFIN: Of course.
KING: Great movie.
GRIFFIN: I can't quit you. Of course I loved it.
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But you know, we'd never dump Gyllenhaal for Superman.
