Another day and more George Michael quotes from his radio show call-in.
Michael: “Sorry if people don’t like the fact I cruise on Hampstead Heath but the police absolutely accept that it goes on at night, it’s the only place in London where that is so it’s generally a safe place.
Referring to the English footballer’s dalliances with a grandmother prostitute, Michael said: They have to make me look like a gay Wayne Rooney, don’t they?”
Regarding his paramour in the bushes, Michael said: “As much as I don’t want to be ageist or fattist, it’s dark out there but it’s not that dark. I’ve no idea who that guy was, but thank you very much.”
Some things are just better left unsaid.