Defender Cleberson of the Brazilian football team Cabo Friense had a foul called against him in a game over the weekend by referee Ubiraci Damasio. Cleberson playfully gave Damasio a peck on the cheek. It did not amuse the ref who then pulled out a yellow card and said “You can’t kiss me.”
Said Cleberson: “I didn’t know it was against the rules.”
I tracked down a YouTube of the brief smooch. It’s about 3/4 of the way in.
Oh, That Ref Is Just Playing Hard To Get [deadspin]