Striking the pose last seen by a paparazzo at the wheel of his SUV, George Michael passed out near a plate of cookies rather than have sex with a female nurse — played by British comic Catherine Tate in her new Christmas special.
The Daily Mail reports: “Bernie (Tate’s recurring character) can’t believe her luck when George turns up. She’s oblivious to the fact he’s gay and tries to seduce him. But the closest she gets is a snog. When he spurns her she stops singing Wham songs and starts on Duran Duran numbers to annoy him.”
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