SPOKESMAN: McCain wants credit for not using the race card. What?
JOE THE PLUMBER: Questions Obama's loyalty to America. Who can't wait till this asshat's 15 minutes are up?
SARAH PALIN: The VP candidate said her first amendment rights are threatened by criticism from the press. McCain spokesman Ben Porritt can't explain it.
DISTURBING: FOX News anchor on the underattended McCain rally this morning in Tampa, ten times smaller than planned for.
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