Joan Rivers: ‘Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Like Being in Tom Cruise’s Closet’ – VIDEOS March 9, 2009 by Andy Towle 1. Australian news report with Mitcham and Joan Rivers interview. 2. Aussie gay site Same-Same interviews Matthew Mitcham. 3. A British couple takes you inside the Mardi Gras parade. 4. One more wrap-up of the parade.