The Onion hits the nail on the satirical head with this Halloween guide for moms and dads determined not to let their boys look like sissies on Halloween.
"If you want your child to depict a male-dominated profession, be very careful not to choose one that's been co-opted by the gay community like a fireman, a cop, a cowboy…otherwise they'll just end up looking like a stripper."
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