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"He even had his helmet on his head instead of coyly covering his private parts."
A breaking news report from The Onion, AFTER THE JUMP…
Olivia Newton-John will have a state funeral after family accept offer
Published by BANG Showbiz English Dame Olivia Newton-John will receive a state funeral. The ‘Grease’ legend will be laid to rest with a state memorial service in Australia after her family accepted the offer days following …Read More »
Mark Zeigler: Brittney Griner has trade value a teacher does not
Published by The San Diego Union-Tribune The American arrived at Sheremetyevo airport outside Moscow and was arrested after a luggage search found vape cartridges containing cannabis oil that was prescribed by a U.S. doctor to treat …Read More »
Torn Apart: Lachlan Murdoch Tells Pals If ‘Trump Were To Run Again, It’d Be Bad’ — As ‘FOX News’ Patriach Rupert Thinks ‘He’s Good For Business’
Published by Radar Online Mega Although Fox News has “largely refrained” from criticizing ex-President Donald Trump publicly, Lachlan Murdoch – the network’s chief executive – has slammed Trump behind closed doors, Radar has learned. The surprising …Read More »
Herschel Walker’s Ex-Wife Says Former NFL Star ‘Threatened To Kill Her’ In New Senate Campaign Ad
Published by Radar Online Mega Herschel Walker’s ex-wife recently accused the professional football player-turned-politician of threatening to kill her during their nearly 20-year-long marriage, Radar has learned. The shocking accusation was made by Cindy DeAngelis Grossman …Read More »