LILYHAMMER: Trailer for Netflix's first original program.
SCARED STRAIGHT: Does Rick Perry have to be so ominous in his latest ad?
SAD, TRUE: How Santa really lives his miserable life.
HORROR SHOW, NO ROCKY: Ted Haggard, who switches wives with Gary Busey on ABC's Wife Swap tonight, discusses gay marriage. (Apologies for the low audio.)
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