In his ThreatDown segment, Stephen Colbert warns of the creeping epidemic of gay marriage, which has just taken over Delaware, Rhode Island, and France (and now, of course, Minnesota).
Other things to be concerned about: over-the-internet Viagra, and jet fuel-sniffing bears.
Watch, AFTER THE JUMP…
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