James Franco joined Stephen Colbert last night for a grilling on a variety of topics, including what comes after his PhD, when he's going to settle down and have a family, his view on the Orlando Bloom – Justin Bieber feud, his movie Child of God about a necrophiliac who becomes a murderer, things that he hasn't done and those that he'd like to do, and his ubiquity this year which included a surprise appearance on Colbert's Christmas card.
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