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20 Hilarious Responses to NOM’s Warning That Gay Marriage Will Lead to People Marrying Themselves

Andy Towle October 13, 2014

Whenimarrymyself

Today, the National Organization for Marriage warned that  gay marriage might soon lead to people marrying themselves. Twitter responded with the #WhenIMarryMyself hashtag which almost immediately began trending.

Enjoy:

 

Shit! There goes the surprise honeymoon… #WhenIMarryMyself

— KDJ (@kdj539) October 13, 2014

I am still not doing the dishes #WhenIMarryMyself so don't get crazy @NOMupdate! pic.twitter.com/yRUYYqBGD3

— Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) October 13, 2014

Registering for towels embroidered "Me," "Myself," and "I." #WhenIMarryMyself @nomupdate

— Jayelle (@GreenEyedLilo) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself I will stop keeping secrets from my spouse

— Lazar Nobserman (@nobserman) October 13, 2014

"Not tonight, honey, I have a headache," words I will never hear #WhenIMarryMyself @NOMupdate

— Memeographs (@memeographs) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself I'm going to ask @briansbrown to walk me down the aisle and I'm going to legally compel @PeterLaBarbera to be flower girl.

— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) October 13, 2014

This is what I'm going to wear #WhenIMarryMyself. @fakedansavage @JoeMyGod pic.twitter.com/znLMHOUr6v

— Koko Hogan (@Koko_Hogan) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself no covers ever will be stolen again. @NOMupdate

— Spiral Sadhu (@SpiralSadhu) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself, I'm totally going to smear the cake all over myself for laughs and photos.

— beatpunk (@beatpunk) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself I'm keeping all the shower and wedding gifts #WhenIDivorceMyself

— Frankenstein's Lance (@thelancearthur) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself I can eat whatever the fuck I want for dinner. @NOMupdate

— Jason Carr (@jrcpoet) October 13, 2014

My mother warned me about guys like me! #WhenIMarryMyself @NOMupdate

— Robert Heuer (@RobertHeuer1) October 13, 2014

The wedding song will be She Bop #WhenIMarryMyself

— Alison (@tudorgrrrl) October 13, 2014

My first dance as a couple will be "Dancing With Myself" #WhenIMarryMyself. @NOMupdate

— Jayelle (@GreenEyedLilo) October 13, 2014

Oops I forgot to save myself for my wedding night #WhenIMarryMyself

— AndyTowle (@AndyTowle) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself I will finally fulfill the wishes of all those anti-gay activists who wished I'd go f*** myself.

— Jeremy Hooper (@goodasyou) October 13, 2014

.@NOMupdate #WhenIMarryMyself I hope I can find a cake topper that's just one guy

— Matt Hucke (@matthucke) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself who's going to carry me over the threshold?

— Viktor T Kerney (@wondermann5) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself It's going to be a slippery slope to polygamy, when I buy lots of mirrors. #mirrormarriage

— bryan (@Ponteelcinturon) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself I'll still keep separate checking accounts – just to maintain a bit of independence.

— Steevo (@SHP1972) October 13, 2014

@AndyTowle #WhenIMarryMyself Maybe I won't feel so alone anymore.

— Paul McMann (@MannAtlanta) October 13, 2014

I've included my response. What's yours?

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