Today, the National Organization for Marriage warned that gay marriage might soon lead to people marrying themselves. Twitter responded with the #WhenIMarryMyself hashtag which almost immediately began trending.

Enjoy:

Shit! There goes the surprise honeymoon… #WhenIMarryMyself

— KDJ (@kdj539) October 13, 2014

I am still not doing the dishes #WhenIMarryMyself so don't get crazy @NOMupdate! pic.twitter.com/yRUYYqBGD3

— Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) October 13, 2014

Registering for towels embroidered "Me," "Myself," and "I." #WhenIMarryMyself @nomupdate

— Jayelle (@GreenEyedLilo) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself I will stop keeping secrets from my spouse

— Lazar Nobserman (@nobserman) October 13, 2014

"Not tonight, honey, I have a headache," words I will never hear #WhenIMarryMyself @NOMupdate

— Memeographs (@memeographs) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself I'm going to ask @briansbrown to walk me down the aisle and I'm going to legally compel @PeterLaBarbera to be flower girl.

— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) October 13, 2014

This is what I'm going to wear #WhenIMarryMyself. @fakedansavage @JoeMyGod pic.twitter.com/znLMHOUr6v

— Koko Hogan (@Koko_Hogan) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself no covers ever will be stolen again. @NOMupdate

— Spiral Sadhu (@SpiralSadhu) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself, I'm totally going to smear the cake all over myself for laughs and photos.

— beatpunk (@beatpunk) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself I'm keeping all the shower and wedding gifts #WhenIDivorceMyself

— Frankenstein's Lance (@thelancearthur) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself I can eat whatever the fuck I want for dinner. @NOMupdate

— Jason Carr (@jrcpoet) October 13, 2014

My mother warned me about guys like me! #WhenIMarryMyself @NOMupdate

— Robert Heuer (@RobertHeuer1) October 13, 2014

The wedding song will be She Bop #WhenIMarryMyself

— Alison (@tudorgrrrl) October 13, 2014

My first dance as a couple will be "Dancing With Myself" #WhenIMarryMyself. @NOMupdate

— Jayelle (@GreenEyedLilo) October 13, 2014

Oops I forgot to save myself for my wedding night #WhenIMarryMyself

— AndyTowle (@AndyTowle) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself I will finally fulfill the wishes of all those anti-gay activists who wished I'd go f*** myself.

— Jeremy Hooper (@goodasyou) October 13, 2014

.@NOMupdate #WhenIMarryMyself I hope I can find a cake topper that's just one guy

— Matt Hucke (@matthucke) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself who's going to carry me over the threshold?

— Viktor T Kerney (@wondermann5) October 13, 2014

#WhenIMarryMyself It's going to be a slippery slope to polygamy, when I buy lots of mirrors. #mirrormarriage

— bryan (@Ponteelcinturon) October 13, 2014