Today, the National Organization for Marriage warned that gay marriage might soon lead to people marrying themselves. Twitter responded with the #WhenIMarryMyself hashtag which almost immediately began trending.
Enjoy:
Shit! There goes the surprise honeymoon… #WhenIMarryMyself
— KDJ (@kdj539) October 13, 2014
I am still not doing the dishes #WhenIMarryMyself so don't get crazy @NOMupdate! pic.twitter.com/yRUYYqBGD3
— Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) October 13, 2014
Registering for towels embroidered "Me," "Myself," and "I." #WhenIMarryMyself @nomupdate
— Jayelle (@GreenEyedLilo) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself I will stop keeping secrets from my spouse
— Lazar Nobserman (@nobserman) October 13, 2014
"Not tonight, honey, I have a headache," words I will never hear #WhenIMarryMyself @NOMupdate
— Memeographs (@memeographs) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself I'm going to ask @briansbrown to walk me down the aisle and I'm going to legally compel @PeterLaBarbera to be flower girl.
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) October 13, 2014
This is what I'm going to wear #WhenIMarryMyself. @fakedansavage @JoeMyGod pic.twitter.com/znLMHOUr6v
— Koko Hogan (@Koko_Hogan) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself no covers ever will be stolen again. @NOMupdate
— Spiral Sadhu (@SpiralSadhu) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself, I'm totally going to smear the cake all over myself for laughs and photos.
— beatpunk (@beatpunk) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself I’m keeping all the shower and wedding gifts #WhenIDivorceMyself
— Frankenstein's Lance (@thelancearthur) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself I can eat whatever the fuck I want for dinner. @NOMupdate
— Jason Carr (@jrcpoet) October 13, 2014
My mother warned me about guys like me! #WhenIMarryMyself @NOMupdate
— Robert Heuer (@RobertHeuer1) October 13, 2014
The wedding song will be She Bop #WhenIMarryMyself
— Alison (@tudorgrrrl) October 13, 2014
My first dance as a couple will be "Dancing With Myself" #WhenIMarryMyself. @NOMupdate
— Jayelle (@GreenEyedLilo) October 13, 2014
Oops I forgot to save myself for my wedding night #WhenIMarryMyself
— AndyTowle (@AndyTowle) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself I will finally fulfill the wishes of all those anti-gay activists who wished I'd go f*** myself.
— Jeremy Hooper (@goodasyou) October 13, 2014
.@NOMupdate #WhenIMarryMyself I hope I can find a cake topper that's just one guy
— Matt Hucke (@matthucke) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself who's going to carry me over the threshold?
— Viktor T Kerney (@wondermann5) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself It's going to be a slippery slope to polygamy, when I buy lots of mirrors. #mirrormarriage
— bryan (@Ponteelcinturon) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself I'll still keep separate checking accounts – just to maintain a bit of independence.
— Steevo (@SHP1972) October 13, 2014
@AndyTowle #WhenIMarryMyself Maybe I won't feel so alone anymore.
— Paul McMann (@MannAtlanta) October 13, 2014
I've included my response. What's yours?
