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Martha Stewart Delivered the Funniest, Dirtiest Jokes at the Justin #BieberRoast: WATCH

Charles Pulliam-Moore March 31, 2015

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Martha Stewart is many things. She's a grandmother, an ex-con, and the owner of multi-million dollar empire built out of blueberry scones and scented potpourri. Last night at Justin Bieber's roast, though, she proved to be something else that few people were expecting: a deliciously blue comedian.

“I know you're all wondering why I'm here tonight,” The 73-year old interior design guru began. “It's because Martha Stewart Changes peoples' lives for the better.”

“I believe the bedroom is the most important room in the house but I don't have to tell you that, Ludacris. You have three kids with three different women. May I suggest pulling out some time and finishing on some fine, highly-absorbent Martha Stewart bed linens?”

Stewart saved all of her best and most self-deprecating material for a bit of prison advice directed at Bieber. Check out her set in full AFTER THE JUMP…

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