Ellen DeGeneres took on the ridiculous Starbucks holiday cup controversy yesterday and devised a solution ridiculous enough for the controversy itself.
“Look at this cup,” she says. “You might as well call it a Satan sipper.”
“People are so upset. So Starbucks released a statement about their cups. They said that ‘belonging, inclusion, and diversity are the core values of Starbucks and Starbucks wants to give customers an experience that inspires the spirit of the season.’ HOW DARE THEY?”
Do Ellen has created a $99 solution, retailing for slightly less than a Venti frappucino.
Check it out: