MELANIA. Gay journalist who first noticed that Melania Trump’s speech was plagiarized counters Republican attacks: “No, I’m not on the Clinton payroll.”
SPOTTED. Jake Gyllenhaal showing off his pornstache and biceps in NYC.
THE SUM OF ALL FEARS. The Art of the Deal ghostwriter worries what will happen if Trump wins and gets the nuclear codes–as we all do.
BROKEN UP. Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney call off their engagement, ending their five-year relationship.
KARMA. Bill Cosby has reportedly gone totally blind and says he’s trapped in a “personal hell.”
GOP. George W. Bush reportedly worried he will be the “last Republican president.”
CONVENTION. Trump says he recommended Ohio for the GOP convention, Politifact calls bulls**t.
TOO HOT FOR TUESDAY. Kildren P. Rodrigues.