Remember when David Beckham flew his hairdresser Aidan Phelan to Japan on an emergency mission, just so he could fix his highlighted faux-hawk before the 2002 World Cup Quarterfinals? Or when former senator John Edwards revealed he had spent $1,250 in a haircut in 2007? Or when the Sultan of Brunei spent $23,000 on his in 2009?
They are so last decade.
The newest addition to the list is French President François Hollande, satirical newspaper Le Canard Enchaine revealed Wednesday. According to the paper, hairdresser Olivier B., gets paid 9,985 Euros (approximately $11,000) per month to keep Hollande perfectly groomed. He also gets “family benefits,” a “housing allowance” and travels with the President on most of his foreign trips.
Government spokesman Stephane Le Foll has confirmed the story: “I can understand the questions, I can understand that there are judgments,” he said.
You got that right.
Right after the news broke, hashtag #CoiffeurGate started trending on social media in France, and Twitter started to look like a low-budget version of RuPaul's Drag Race, with Hollande serving Trump, Disco, L'Oréal, Princess Leia and MacGyver realness.
Here are a few of our favorite dos:
https://twitter.com/Nico_Sama/status/752965356067688448
For all you frenchies, obviously… #CoiffeurGate pic.twitter.com/3r7Vp2fkSI
— Simon B-Gabrielsen (@ZenithPicture) July 13, 2016
Aide le coiffeur d'Hollande à justifier son salaire :#CoiffeurGate pic.twitter.com/WttzzhZUGH
— Paddinglol (@OursPaddinglol) July 13, 2016
https://twitter.com/dw_business/status/753255513358499842
https://twitter.com/JuDalei/status/753183923509821440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/Martilace/status/753134645995245568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#CoiffeurGate parc' que je le vaux bien! pic.twitter.com/Okln0F4xOe
— SONYA (@sonja3177) July 13, 2016
#CoiffeurGate dans la peau de Mikeline !! 😂😂 je vais avoir des problèmes !! #RetirezMoiPhotoshop 😙😙 pic.twitter.com/a56ltdRbXL
— Nick Skywalker 😂 (@Bob_L_Eponge2) July 12, 2016
Voilà voilà…#CoiffeurGate pic.twitter.com/hDa1zexAx7
— Tom ¨nn (@Umlaut_doubleN) July 13, 2016
Quand on flambe l'argent du contribuable on s'attend à un minimum de résultat. #CoiffeurGate pic.twitter.com/lxY7vZLezq
— Patrizio Cantello (@TheOwLisWatchin) July 13, 2016
Avec cette coupe là je vote pour lui jusqu'en 2135, même à 10 000 euros par mois #CoiffeurGate pic.twitter.com/Qf9tVTp7Ay
— L'ENORME (@L_ENORME) July 13, 2016
#CoiffeurGate à la Mac Gyver !! 😉😂 pic.twitter.com/hIAZkjgXgZ
— Nick Skywalker 😂 (@Bob_L_Eponge2) July 12, 2016
9000€ la coupe, ça va changer #CoiffeurGate pic.twitter.com/odsjGyO8wT
— Ⓐthégriste™ ت 🔻🏴 (@athegriste) July 13, 2016
Coupe budgétaire #CoiffeurGate pic.twitter.com/W4tF4wVz23
— Aurélien Véron (@aurelien_veron) July 13, 2016
#Hollande #coiffeurgate
8000 € de #coiffeur ?
Et alors, c'est pas cher pour un beau gosse ! pic.twitter.com/OoASIj3LzZ— Rod Wick (@RodWickJm) April 24, 2016