TERENCE CRUTCHER. Tulsa, Oklahoma police shoot and kill unarmed black man. DOJ steps in to investigate: “… family members and community leaders who have viewed the footage said it clearly shows that Crutcher’s hands were in the air when he was shot.”
BRIDGEGATE. New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is not as innocent as he likes to claim? “New Jersey Republican Governor Chris Christie not only knew about the closings on the George Washington Bridge that backed up traffic for days in September of 2013, but he knew why, according to statements made by prosecutors Monday morning.”
CASTING DISASTER. James Marsden turned down a role in the original Magic Mike and now regrets it.
WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE. Andy Cohen gives Britney Spears an ‘Insta-Grammy’ for her dancing to Meghan Trainor’s “Me Too” on Instagram: “I didn’t know giving yourself camel toe was a dance move, but Brit you made it one, I love you.”
MALE MODEL MONDAY. Bo Develius.
DON’T BOO, VOTE. Don’t insult Obama: “And after we have achieved historic turnout in two-thousand and eight and two-thousand-twelve, especially in the African American community, I will consider it a personal insult—an insult to my legacy!—if this community lets down its guard and fails to activate itself in this election. You wanna give me a good sendoff? GO VOTE!”
SYRIA. Trucks in a humanitarian aid convoy near Aleppo hit by airstrikes, reportedly carried out by either Syrian or Russian warplanes. A cease fire had just ended: “The convoy was the outcome of a long process of permission and preparations to assist isolated civilians.”
TECHNOLOGY. Google’s waze app will now allegedly help you find a parking space (though probably still make you take unprotected left turns): “Waze recently introduced a “where to park” feature, which suggests parking lots closest to a destination and allows users to navigate there directly. Additionally, if a user doesn’t select a parking lot prior to arrival, Waze will give the option to select and navigate to one when approaching a final destination.”
NO MORE SHIPPING. One Direction band member Louis Tomlinson has banned fans from commenting “Larry”–a mash up of his and Harry Styles’ name which suggest the two are an item–on any of his posts: “Hows this , Larry is the biggest load of bullsh*t I’ve ever heard. I’m happy why can’t you accept that.”
ROBERT REICH. Confronts a Trump supporter: “He’s not a businessman,” I said. “He’s a con man. “Hope you enjoy your coffee.”
PEDOPHILIA. Radar reportedly knows the identity of a mega movie star who ran a Hollywood child sex ring that ensnared both Corey Haim and Corey Feldman. But they’re not telling who.
MONDAY MAN. MAXS SouZa.
