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Steve Grand Gets Sexual with a Caulk Gun – LOOK

Sean Mandell September 6, 2016 Leave a Comment

Singer-songwriter Steve Grand got a little dirty on Instagram over the weekend while working on an at home DIY project that was built for making sexual puns.

The “All-American Boy” took on the daunting yet essential task of caulking.

For those unfamiliar, to caulk is casually defined as “to fill the cracks or holes in (something) with a substance that keeps out water.” Okay, that actually isn’t helping things sound any less sexual. Let’s try the full definition: “to stop up and make tight against leakage.”

Okay, never mind with the definition.

The point is, Grand was filling in some holes and decided to get punny with a social media post.

Sharing a photo of himself holding a caulk gun with a bit of caulk on his face, Grand wrote,

Shooting this white stuff out of my big gun into every hole I can find. Possibly getting carried away, but it’s hard! not to get excited! I even got some in my hair and on my face. It’s fun to make a mess sometimes, but never so fun to clean. :/ Mostly can’t wait for this to be finished. And by that point, I will have hopefully filled up every hole and crack in the structure so that no screaming… I mean singing… Can be heard from the outside.
Hope you guys at enjoying your Saturday! 🙂
#DIY #VocalBooth

https://instagram.com/p/BJ6gTLIgcA6/

 

Apparently, Grand just couldn’t get the caulk out of his hair and off his body, as a second selfie revealed:

Post shower. And I even used the rough side of my body scrubber thing!

Now how am I suppose to find someone to love me with all this mysterious white stuff caked on me?!? Me: “It’s Green Glue Acoustical Sealant, I swear!” Perfect-guy-that-meets-who-would-have-married-me-if-I-didn’t-have-caulk-all-over-my-face: “…Yeah… Sure it is.” *walks away* *Forever* *Marries someone I’m jealous of* *has perfect life*
#FML

https://instagram.com/p/BJ7JHORAkJB/

 

Sending thots and prayers to Grand at this difficult time.

Topics: Social Media More Posts About: Instagram, Steve Grand

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