Last night’s season premiere of Saturday Night Live kicked off by taking on last week’s presidential debate, with Alec Baldwin’s Donald Trump facing off against Kate McKinnon’s Hillary Clinton.
The sketch hilariously condensed the debate’s most notable moments — calling Sean Hannity, Alicia Machado, the Hillary shimmy, and the “extremely rough” statement Trump held back from saying:
“I was going to say something very rough to Hillary tonight but I said to myself ‘I can’t do it I just can’t do it.’ But if I had said it it would have been a nuclear bomb. Because in the ’90s our president was a man named Bill Clinton…And in 1998 – get this – he had an affair. It’s true. My investigators are looking into it right now. It was a woman, named Monica. Very heavy. I don’t have her last name yet but when I get it I’m going to set my alarm for 3:20 am and go sit on my golden toilet bowl and tweet about it to completion.”