GET OFF MY PLANE. Donald Trump supporter who disrupted flight by calling on “Hillary b*tches” to identify themselves banned for life by Delta: “After questioning the customer, our team members made the best decision they could given the information they had and allowed him to remain on the flight,” Bastian said supportively of the crew. “However, if our colleagues had witnessed firsthand what was shown in the video, there is no question they would have removed him from the aircraft. He will never again be allowed on a Delta plane.”
OHIO. Nearly a dozen hospitalized at Ohio State University after student goes on rampage using a car and butcher knife to assault people on campus: University public safety officials identified the student as Abdul Razak Ali Artan, who neighbors said belonged to a large Somali family living in Columbus.
Student had appeared in school newspaper in August.
— David Mack (@davidmackau) November 28, 2016
RUNNING WITH SWORDS. Princess Beatrice accidentally sliced Ed Sheeran in the face while attempting to faux-knight James Blunt.
MALE MODEL MONDAY. Kit Butler.
A GAY OLD TIME. Kelly Ripa told guest co-host Billy Eichner that she and her family celebrated Thanksgiving with Neil Patrick Harris, David Burtka, and the twins.
UNWELL. Luciane Piane goes on another Twitter rant, calls RuPaul a n—-r. RuPaul responds, calls for compassion.
Please show some compassion. We are ALL just a few blood sugars away from a psychotic breakdown. pic.twitter.com/zY1QNDQYp9
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) November 28, 2016
CORRUPTION. Former GOP Congressman Aaron Schock wants to move his trial from Springfield, Illinois to his hometown of Peoria: “In a filing Monday afternoon, Schock’s attorneys said that none of the “alleged misconduct occurred in Springfield, and no significant witness, if any witness, lives in Springfield. Yet the [U.S. attorney] chose to file this case not in Peoria — where the [U.S. attorney] maintains an office mere blocks from the federal courthouse — but in Springfield. The only basis for doing so appears to be the prosecutor’s convenience.”
DRUNK HISTORY. Get ready for the Lin-Manuel Miranda edition.
BODY SHAMING. Former Playboy Playmate pleads not guilty in case stemming from her posting a photo of a nude woman in her gym’s shower: “Dani Mathers, 29, was not in court as her lawyer entered a not guilty plea on her behalf to a misdemeanor count of invasion of privacy. Mathers, Playboy’s Miss May in 2014, was not required to be in court on Monday. ‘She very much regrets what happened,’ Mather’s attorney Tom Mesereau told reporters. ‘She apologized for her behavior and we’re looking forward to resolving this case in a very fair manner.'”
POST-FACTUAL DEMOCRACY. Nate Silver fact-checks Kellyanne Conway’s claim that Trump won historic landslide: “Lined up alongside the last 10 elections, Silver noted that Trump’s win was “actually way below average for a winner’s total,” coming in with more electoral votes than just President George W. Bush.”
Actually way below average for a winner's total:
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) November 28, 2016
MONDAY MAN. Peter Alamu Carter.