COINCIDENCE?: Trump’s coronavirus travel ban excludes the countries where he has golf courses struggling for business. Trump has two properties in the UK — Trump Turnberry and Trump International Golf Links in Scotland — as well as another in Doonbeg, Ireland.
ON SECOND THOUGHT: Trump cancels Nevada, Colorado, Wisconsin campaign events as coronavirus spreads. The president had previously opted against halting his campaign tour as he tried to assure the nation that the outbreak wasn’t a catastrophic emergency.
‘WE ARE FLYING BLIND’: Lawmakers fume amid lack of coronavirus testing and answers. Rep. Sean Maloney of New York said it was “simply the worst briefing I’ve ever received in seven or eight years in Congress.”
WHAT WE SHOULD BE DOING: Biden rolls out plan to combat coronavirus
MINIMIZING TRAVEL: Dem debate moved to D.C. over coronavirus concerns
NO NO PROMO HOMO: Federal Judge Strikes Down Anti-Gay South Carolina Sex Education Statute
KEEP IT CLEAN: Love — and sex — in the time of coronavirus. “If you think there’s even a minor chance that you’re feeling bad and you just feel bad for whatever reason, please don’t go to the bar, please don’t get on Grindr or Tinder for a hookup that night.”
BRANCHING OUT: Lady Gaga Preps New Anthology Book ‘Channel Kindness’
SINGALONG OF THE DAY: Billie Eilish, “Bad Guy,” American Airlines Arena, Miami
THIRSTY THURSDAY: Kike Alba