11/14/2004
D.C.'s Biggest Dick?
Well, here's a picture worth a thousand words. Not much more I can say about it, but blow it up and have a look.
Blue Lemur has the story on this photo, taken by Milwaukee Journal Sentinel photographer Mike Guldan, who insists the photo hasn't been retouched.
"Guldan explains that he took between 100 and 200 photographs that day with a digital camera, chose six to eight images for possible publication and didn’t notice anything odd in the Kopp’s image because Cheney sat in the shadows. Incredibly, a “dozen or so” editors saw the photo before publication and nobody raised a red flag, he says."
It's obviously very exciting to be working around a lot of Bush.
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Oh my goodness. No wonder Lynn is always so chipper.
Posted by: HoyaBoy | Nov 15, 2004 12:21:22 AM
as they say in the story, i believe it is his incontinence bag.
Posted by: bmw | Nov 15, 2004 1:27:06 AM
I agree with BMW. Either that or the tape on his "Depends" unfastened and the diaper got all bunched up on one side.
Posted by: Patrick | Nov 15, 2004 1:38:30 AM
What a truly DISTURBING picture.
Posted by: cafegogo | Nov 15, 2004 2:22:25 AM
I didn't notice at first. I wish I hadn't.
Posted by: sam | Nov 15, 2004 5:33:52 AM
Eww.
Posted by: Steve | Nov 15, 2004 6:39:59 AM
Looking at it again, I think now I know why his daughter became a lesbian!
Posted by: Patrick | Nov 15, 2004 9:20:55 AM
Andy. The inevitable Bush pun. That is a no-no.
Posted by: Toby | Nov 15, 2004 9:22:02 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It burns us! It's burns us it does!
Posted by: M@ | Nov 15, 2004 11:06:09 AM
yuck....not if he was the LAST man on earth!
Posted by: Chris | Nov 15, 2004 12:58:48 PM
Ew. Ew. Ew.
Posted by: FrenchBenj | Nov 15, 2004 1:45:04 PM
I will never sleep again...
Posted by: Vincent-louis Apruzzese | Nov 15, 2004 8:52:07 PM
MY GOD NO!
Posted by: Jeff | Nov 15, 2004 8:57:59 PM
Maybe it's where he keeps his radio receiver. Bush wears his on his back.
Posted by: Paul | Nov 15, 2004 11:29:52 PM
It looks like a starved African child clinging upside down to his leg. In fact, I'm sure that's what it is.
Posted by: MRK | Nov 16, 2004 1:03:22 AM
Funny that he leans to the right but hangs on the left - quite the balancing act, I'd say. He should go join the circus!
Posted by: justin | Nov 16, 2004 9:50:00 AM
he's an impotent thief and war monger. thats just a big cathether full of his piss while we have to put up with his shit.
the man will have some serious karma to work out...there is nothing at all attractive about him at all.
Posted by: sean808080 | Nov 17, 2004 8:03:25 PM
I love the fun comments, but when you really think about it he probably has a bunch of change in his left pocket and it slipped over in between his thighs. Still disturbing to think about his thighs but lets one sleep at night.
Posted by: James | Nov 20, 2004 3:38:39 PM
My poor virgin eyes. I think I'm scarred for life now.
Posted by: Mari | Nov 21, 2004 2:00:36 PM
eeeee gads!!!!really, really funny. i almost pissed my pants...something is truely wrong here.
Posted by: chase | Nov 22, 2004 2:04:24 PM
C'mon. Take any man that age and put him in a pair of boxers(or no underwear at all) and halfway loose fitting slacks and you will get the EXACT same result. Nature meets gravity!!!
Actually, nothing happens by chance in politics...and it's pretty disgusting that DICK opted for that look...he did a town hall-style meeting later that day and had to know what was going to happen if he sat down.
Posted by: Jon | Dec 2, 2004 12:03:32 PM
maybe he wanted to be in a viagra commercial too and stuck a banana down there to see if his crotch was photogenic
Posted by: anjali | Dec 16, 2004 3:08:52 AM
A cigar is a cigar. I'm horny. It works for me. What can I say, I like men, big baskets, fetishising. Now, that killing 160,000 Iraques, I'm, not okay with that. But if he reformed and came out, and liked my cooking, well...
Posted by: adrian | Mar 27, 2005 4:50:46 PM
Oh man, I love that pic. I think he's pretty sexy for his age. What more could you ask for? Smart, sexy, distinguished, and then a big hard cock on top of that! I'd sit on it in a heartbeat! I'd love to sit on it right now! Oh, sorry, am I posting in the wrong place? I'm a straight female!
Posted by: Michelle | Apr 16, 2005 12:37:56 PM
Has anyone ever heard of elephantitis! Gross!
Posted by: yuckleberry | Apr 26, 2005 3:37:28 AM
Either he's hung like a horse, or he's stolen George's battery pack...
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Posted by: omg pwnis | Jun 6, 2005 2:28:02 PM
Viva le Shorts, what a nice view of this man, hope he doesn´t switch to the ugly briefs. bravo for that cheney, what a big bulge. Down with the piss bag theory. kisses to both heads.
Posted by: rob | Jun 7, 2005 1:43:36 PM
I've always thought Dick Cheney was attractive and always wanted to be his boy. After seeing this picture, I'd REALLY do anything to get my mouth around his huge Daddy dick.
Posted by: Bobby | Sep 13, 2005 12:45:02 PM
I agree with Bobby! Oh, to all of you naysayers...if presented with Mr. Cheney's juicy dong, I'm sure each of you would milk it dry.
Too bad you can't clearly see the outline of his cock head...and maybe even a little pre-cum that soaked through his trousers.
Posted by: Glen | Oct 20, 2005 6:10:11 AM
Isn't that the same bulge Dubya used on the "mission accomplished" aircraft carrier, and he was wearing a flight suit?
Posted by: Vesica | Nov 15, 2005 2:27:52 PM
Come to think of it, Lynn does have a rather large mouth! She & Jack Nicholson as the Joker: Twins separted at birth.
Posted by: Vesica | Nov 15, 2005 2:40:56 PM
Any older gents 50+ fancy a kiss and cuddle and a chat with mixed race guy 33 from uk, please get in touch(married most welcome)..nice pic by the way Dick!
Posted by: ILoveOlderMen | Feb 11, 2006 1:50:29 AM
Its just an old gray dawg humpin his laig!
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Posted by: yudotz | Sep 26, 2006 10:36:04 PM
i think he is a lovely looking guy and i would love to suck the marrow out of his bone bravo mr cheney u big sexy man give me that meat anytime mmmmm
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I'd hit it.....he has a huge cock....and he's not bad looking either.....yea he's Cheney, but dick is dick.
Posted by: Sean | Nov 9, 2007 2:51:16 PM
OMG.HE HAS AN NASTY DICK.ANYONE WOULD BE STUPID TO DO ANYTHING WITH THAT.
Posted by: Want To N | Mar 4, 2008 7:25:31 PM
That's just his colostomy bag. ...looks like it needs emptying...
Posted by: Trevor | Apr 2, 2008 11:33:09 AM