01/03/2007
Staten Island Homophobe David Eisler Demands McFlurry
You know what they say about bullies who need to express their masculinity by taking it out on gays. Well, David Eisler of Staten Island, New York may be a textbook case.
The New York Post reports that last weekend he cut a line at McDonald's at the Staten Island Mall to demand a McFlurry, and when he was told they were out of ice cream he began unleashing a tirade of slurs at employee Melvin Miles.
Said Eisler: "I am homophobic! I hate faggots! McDonald's shouldn't hire faggots!"
The young bigot returned two hours later to cause more trouble: "I don't want a cheeseburger from some faggot. I don't know why McDonald's would hire a f- - -ing faggot. Who wants a f- - - ing gay guy touching their food?"
Like a big man, Eisler allegedly refused to leave unless Miles fought him. Eisler later threatened the police, who reportedly charged him with "hate crimes, aggravated harassment and attempted assault" and released him without bail.
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Posted 10:56 AM EST by Andy Towle in Crime, Gay Slurs, New York, News, Staten Island | Permalink
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Sheesh! That's a textbook closet case if I ever heard one.
Posted by: FernLaPlante | Jan 3, 2007 11:05:09 AM
Agreed Fernlaplante, I will put money down that Eisler will be trolling for rough, anonymous man-love in a few years.
Hopefully by then he will have given up the McFlurries - all that fat may slow him down in his quest for the gay sex he's so desperately looking for.
Posted by: CF | Jan 3, 2007 11:17:40 AM
Who wants a McDonald's cheeseburger from anyone? Hopefully this guy's fast food diet will hospitalise him by stealth.
Posted by: Ren Be | Jan 3, 2007 11:18:55 AM
Scratch the surface of these rabid gay haters and you get a gay boy trying to cover up his desire for a dick up his ass.
Posted by: gabe | Jan 3, 2007 11:34:36 AM
Exactlt
text book "closet case"
It also points out with the last name Eisler..... The same storm troopers that would gladly drag our gay asses off to camps would be more than happy to gas this kid. What a fool he is.
But "released without bail"....uhm, he appears dangerous in going back into the place to harass some more.
Posted by: jimmyboyo | Jan 3, 2007 11:34:45 AM
PS
scratch the closet case label
he is just a mouthy bottom / SAMy Smart Assed Masochist screaming for a sadistic top to beat the heck out of him.
Posted by: jimmyboyo | Jan 3, 2007 11:50:19 AM
This guy is trouble. It sounds unprovoked; almost a run up to a "Puzzles" (New bedford MA) type of event. It would not surprise me if we heard more on this moron in the near future.
Rad
Posted by: Rad | Jan 3, 2007 11:53:24 AM
Why do all Staten Island people look like they live on Staten Island?
As for his hidden homosexuality, I fucked him up the ass last week. Not sure why he's going off on anyone.
Posted by: Ren | Jan 3, 2007 12:00:16 PM
Look to the parents for the problem on this one.
Posted by: TOMMY | Jan 3, 2007 12:05:00 PM
Am I the only one sensing a bit too much tweezing in the eyebrow area? That level of personal detail seems a bit suspicious to me. It's also a complete turn off.
Mr. Eisler won't have to worry about me grabbing his ass. He's not masculine enough.
Posted by: T.P. | Jan 3, 2007 12:12:31 PM
You know, he kinda looks like Lance Bass with no blond highlights. Maybe he cracked finally at being recognized as Lance.
Posted by: C.W. | Jan 3, 2007 12:13:48 PM
Sure, he'll be trolling for dick in the near future, unless he kills someone. No bail? Ridiculous.
Posted by: Anon1 | Jan 3, 2007 12:15:30 PM
Mouthy femmes turn me off.
He just wanted a "McFlurry" all over his "cheeseburger".
Posted by: Rey | Jan 3, 2007 12:21:17 PM
"Like a big man, Eisler allegedly refused to leave unless Miles fought him."
One kiss and he'll take a McFlurry like a man.
I think we're 100% in agreement here. Maybe a gay cop can have a nice talk with him.
Posted by: anon | Jan 3, 2007 12:44:03 PM
I love how the Post puts "anti-gay" in quotation marks.
Right-wing jagoffs.
Posted by: nuflux | Jan 3, 2007 12:54:15 PM
Check Eisler for steroids. I've seen enough 'roid rage to know what it looks like.
Posted by: shane | Jan 3, 2007 1:02:47 PM
Real men get their ice cream at Dairy Queen
Posted by: LightningLad | Jan 3, 2007 1:09:45 PM
Another closet case.
Posted by: Karim | Jan 3, 2007 1:37:08 PM
No sensitivity counseling? No community service for LGBT community?
Posted by: David M | Jan 3, 2007 2:47:04 PM
Maybe he just had a bad day.
Posted by: S | Jan 3, 2007 3:00:31 PM
That Melvin Miles probaly isnt gay..."David the homophobe" just called him a faggot and gay because most straight guys think that calling some1 gay would lift themselves up because being gay is somehow beneath humanity. Which is so ridiculous!! But I will say this guy needs to get out of the 1950s. Its so "gay" being a homophobic and even more "gay" to be PROUD of it. I'm from New Jersey but I've been to Staten Island a couple of times and it is like another world...people never move there...people always can't wait to get out of there...Later and long live OUR community...check out the myspace...
Posted by: J. Spyder | Jan 3, 2007 3:39:35 PM
Any chance that this might be a PR stunt to help butch up the idea that "straight" men order McFlurries also? Just saying.
Posted by: ogden | Jan 3, 2007 3:42:14 PM
I agree... he wants to prove he's a tough guy, because he loves getting fucked. Miles should have beat his ass...
Posted by: Anon | Jan 3, 2007 4:21:17 PM
Hey Eisler, hate gays? Well guess what, I hate jews like you. After all, we both were hated by nazis. And you religion, judaism, introduced those ridiculous anti gay laws from the book of leviticus in the bible. What? You forget that? Bitchslap.
Posted by: ygo | Jan 3, 2007 4:27:17 PM
Oh, and I wouldn't hire a creep like you either.
Posted by: ygo | Jan 3, 2007 4:28:34 PM