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03/09/2007


Ted Haggard Massage Table on eBay

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Now you can own Mike Jones' lavender massage table where all the hot Evangelical action with pastor Ted Haggard went down. As a bonus, Jones will autograph it for you and send you a signed copy of his book when it comes out in June. The book is titled I Had to Say Something. And we're so glad you did, Mike.

The proceeds go to charity. "All proceeds benefit 'Project Angel Heart', which provides people living with HIV/AIDS, cancer and other life-threatening illnesses nutritious home-delivered meals."

T'ain't the prettiest thing but if you're into roleplaying it could prove quite useful.

Ted Haggard Massage Table [ebay]

Haggard's massage table for sale on eBay [rocky mountain news]

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  1. wow, this could be one of the sacred paraphernalia of gay culture along with the parking meters that were thrown during the Stonewall Rebellion :)

    Posted by: MikEM | Mar 9, 2007 4:26:26 PM


  2. ewwwwww

    Posted by: forreal | Mar 9, 2007 5:02:10 PM


  3. What is that white stuff on the left end of the table?!

    ewwwwwwwwwwww!

    Posted by: soulbrotha | Mar 9, 2007 5:08:23 PM


  4. that is the single tackiest thing I have ever seen on the internet...and that's saying a lot

    Posted by: jake0526 | Mar 9, 2007 5:16:51 PM


  5. That is tacky. I'm glad Mike Jones outed Haggard and all, but come on.

    Posted by: 3queers | Mar 9, 2007 5:48:33 PM


  6. at least the proceeds go to charity I guess, lol.

    Posted by: Chris | Mar 9, 2007 5:48:45 PM


  7. I wouldn't judge the guy. He needs to make some money and this way, tacky as it may be, is at least legit.

    Posted by: Rey | Mar 9, 2007 6:08:36 PM


  8. WTF? I'll pass on that...

    Posted by: FanGirlHater | Mar 9, 2007 6:09:47 PM


  9. It may be legal but this proves just one thing. Jones may not being selling his body, but he is now a whore in the worse sense of the word.

    Posted by: patrick nyc | Mar 9, 2007 6:46:23 PM


  10. mike jones is donating the proceeds to an AIDS charity. (which this post reports). when was the last time, patrick or rey, you donated to a charity helping gay people combat the single biggest scourge of our time?

    yeah. though so.

    congrats mike. you done good.

    Posted by: hughman | Mar 9, 2007 8:04:54 PM


  11. I just almost spit out my beer when I read that! I mean, milk. Yeah... milk.

    Posted by: RP | Mar 9, 2007 9:28:59 PM


  12. This is so disgusting that I love it!

    Posted by: kenneth | Mar 10, 2007 2:36:02 AM


  13. "mike jones is donating the proceeds to an AIDS charity. (which this post reports). when was the last time, patrick or rey, you donated to a charity helping gay people combat the single biggest scourge of our time?

    yeah. though so.

    congrats mike. you done good."

    Posted by: hughman | Mar 9, 2007 8:04:54 PM

    Well Hughman, and I hope that is a refrence to you penis, not your brain size or intelect, let's take this one step at a time, since you seem to need some help walking outside your door every morning. Don't fret, I see this every day, as I'm sure every one on Andy's site does as well.

    REY, while I'm sure can speak for himself, says:

    "I wouldn't judge the guy. He needs to make some money and this way, tacky as it may be, is at least legit."

    REY says nothing about Jones fight combating AIDS, jus t that it was "tacky", which I agreed with.

    Your second complaint is with us. "When was the last time, patrick or rey, you donated to a charity helping gay people combat the single biggest scourge of our time?"

    Again I can not speak for REY, as for my past donations to the fight of AIDS I will be more than happy to list for you, I just hope I can pass your judgement sir:

    GMHC ..... 1982 volunteer stuffing envelopes to raise
    funds and awareness.
    " 1983 " Buddy...helping PWA (people with
    AIDS) get on with life, while they
    dealt with the nighmare they were
    living in.
    " 1984 Group Captain of Buddy Group 1, the
    person in charge of support of team
    who cared for PWA.
    NGTF 1985 Worked phones for the National Gay
    and Lesbian Hot LIne, which I took
    for a break from the AIDS crisis,that
    was taking over both NYC and the
    Country, while my friends started to
    get sick and die.
    SCAN 1987 (Suspected Child Abuse and Neglect)
    Needing a break from AIDS I took on
    helping kids who needed a sponsor.
    Big Brother did not take Gays so I
    went there, being on of 7 kids, I
    knew I would not have my own, and
    thought I could get away from the
    AIDS nightmare. Wrong. The family I
    was assigned to were three boys that
    all lost there Father to AIDS.
    1992 to present At the same time I continued to give
    to various groups, including the
    NYRRC, since '82, the people who
    orginize the NYC marathon, having
    run 12 myself, if I did not run I was
    at the finish line. I was also the
    President of FRNY, Front Runners NY,
    the largest Gay & Lesbian running
    club. A coach for them, as well as
    several other groups. A member of
    ACT UP NY, having been arrested
    at several demos.

    And being one of seven kids, I am the first Godfather to my 20 nephews and neices, I am close to them, despite my constant support, and fight to march in the NYC St. Patricks Day Parade, who my Uncle ran.

    So Mr Hughman, in my past prior experiences, men who say they are HUGH are in fact the opposite, lets get to the point here. First one is the fact that you are not HUGH, and if you have a hugh dick, it does not match your intellect.

    Second is that I'm more than happy that money is raised for fighting AIDS, but not always happy where it comes from, as in the case of Mr. Jones. He is as tacky as his Lavender ripped stained table.

    Anything else you care to share? Let me know.


    Posted by: patrick nyc | Mar 10, 2007 8:18:40 AM


  14. Patrick you are a total tool.....and get over yourself before we puke.

    Posted by: Derek | Mar 10, 2007 2:13:15 PM


  15. DEREK

    A total tool? Prey tell. Getting over myself, that's a full time job.

    Posted by: patrick nyc | Mar 10, 2007 7:11:19 PM


  16. Patrick,

    'Hughman,' as he writes it, would be pronounced with a silent 'g' due to the 'h' that comes directly after. It would sound akin to 'human.'

    And yes, I agree this might not be the most respectful method to earn money for charity, but both your post and Rey's seemed to imply that Jones was doing it for his own profit.

    Posted by: aaron | Mar 10, 2007 11:13:00 PM


  17. I'm the president of the board of Project Angel Heart in Denver. We make and deliver meals to people with HIV, breast cancer, and other life-threatening diseases, customized to match their specific needs based on meds, etc. We are a volunteer-oriented agency, with less than 11 cents of every dollar we collect going to administration, fundraising and overhead costs. So the money is going to an outstanding award-winning charity that gives real help to persons with AIDS.

    We found out we were to be the recipients of the proceeds when a reporter called us to ask about it. Mike Jones didn't ask us if we wanted to be his designated charity. After it was reported in the local press, we received some calls from long-time supporters to complain that we were aligning ourselves with a prostitute, threatening to cut off their giving to our agency. We told them that we had never spoken with Mr Jones, and had no such connection with him. But we will take his money.

    Regardless of the source of the funds, tainted or pure, we will still use them to feed AIDS sufferers for whom proper nutrition can make the difference between success or failure in fighting the disease.

    Salvation Army doesn't ask those who put money into their red buckets what kind of sins were performed to raise those coins. They just take the money and try their best to do good. Maybe it's easier for them since the sins are unknown.

    I thank Mike Jones for thinking of a good agency to contribute his eBay receipts to, rather than just quietly pocketing the money. The man did his research to find a place where the cash would be well-spent and not wasted.

    Anyone else who feels a need to cleanse their souls by giving to Project Angel Heart can do so by logging onto http://projectangelheart.org/

    C'mon. There's got to be some pretty racy reasons to give out there. Tell me your worst sin, and put your cash in our cup.

    Posted by: BJ Dyer | Mar 13, 2007 8:58:28 PM


  18. item has been removed from eBay ...
    eBay says it violates their charity policy

    Posted by: Jerry Wade | Mar 19, 2007 12:06:00 AM


  19. Hughman does not equal HUGE Man?

    Where did the brain of the irreverent accuser of brain loss go....hahaha...learn to check the dictionary, please!

    Posted by: HaHa | Mar 25, 2007 10:48:21 PM


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