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Paris Hilton Sprung from Jail

TMZ is reporting that jailbird Paris Hilton is a free woman:

"Unimpeachable sources tell TMZ the deal was sealed yesterday, and that Hilton made her exit early early this morning. She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was reduced to 23. She served a total of three days. The L.A. County Sheriff's Department will hold a news conference in an hour to discuss what went down."

UPDATE: Reassigned to house arrest with ankle bracelet for medical reasons (read: needed a cocktail).

Via TMZ: "Reporters hammered away about Paris' medical condition, but Whitmore said he could not release even the slightest details due to confidentiality laws. Paris will be under house confinement in her West Hollywood home for 40 days, where she has a 3000-4000 ft. radius of freedom. Her jail cell was 96 square feet. After the 40 days are up, Whitmore says she will have 'fulfilled her debt to society.' Whitmore wants to make it clear that Paris was not released early, she was reassigned. She is technically still in custody."

(video via dlisted)

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  1. this might work out for the better, she won't have any sympathy or respect for sitting it out in jail like some martyr... instead this'll be everybody's last straw with the twat, and hopefully she'll evaporate.

    Posted by: A.J. | Jun 7, 2007 6:29:57 PM

  2. A new pledge of allegiance
    I pledge allegiance to the flag and the Corporate States Of America
    one nation under God, indivisable,
    "with liberty and justice for the wealthy and well connected."

    Her release mocks the blood sacrifice of every well meaning fool who believes they're defending something worth dying for by joining the military.

    Posted by: Old Gay Vet | Jun 7, 2007 8:28:34 PM

  3. CUNT

    There's still a chance the Bimbo will do something stupid, like leave her house or get caught trying to pry off her ankle bracelet to go for another vodka-fueled joyride...and then we'll see what choices the illustrious LA "justice" people have up their sleeves.

    Posted by: So Left I'm Right | Jun 7, 2007 8:38:13 PM

  4. I can't believe all the negative, bitter, BITCHY comments, boys. C'mon! She's the most fabulous celebrity in the world today (besides Angelina), and so what? She's the ideal....she's what everyone strives for (or secretly does) the world over, hence her huge celebrity. YOUNG, RICH, GORGEOUS, FAMOUS.....Don't you want her life? It's what Madison Avenue sells you everyday!

    Sounds like everyone here is just jealous. I for one am glad for her. Good for her I say. If you can pull it off, good for you! I'm sure she will be just like Martha and come out of this even richer and more famous than before.

    Are you really so naive you think the same rules apply to everyone? PLEASE...The same rules in life don't even apply to everyone HERE, much less to celebrites or to the rich, which she is BOTH.

    Of course she's not learnt her lesson, of course she'll probably go out & either do the same thing or something even more stupid, but who cares? It's fun and entertaining and sells magazines, and evidentally is ALL America wants to hear about. She's a commodity, just like corn or cars. Get used to it.

    She got sprung early cause she was doing the media NO GOOD cooped up in there....they have magazines to sell....that plus it must have been a slow news day.

    Posted by: Patrick | Jun 7, 2007 9:33:08 PM

  5. So...Paris Hilton makes a sex tape but (per the NY Daily news) can't pee in jail and blames the judge and media? She's not "hot"...she's porn.

    Classic Paris: blame the judge, sheriff and corrections officials; blame everyone but yourself, deflect attention to ensure it...and ennoble yourself. Not a good idea. Then again would you expect anything else from an "heiress" and a recipient of the esteemed General Educational Development diploma? Yeah, that's right. Princess is an alcoholic, substance using, self-aggrandizing, talent-free, sex-tape skank and a high school dropout. That's not "hot". It is, however, brilliant performance art. Sadly, the realms of self-conscious abstraction and cultural interrogation typical of performance art are beyond the shallow grasp of her refracted essence. Hilton guarantees attention simply by reminding us all how unremarkable she truly is. I don't understand how any normal guy would risk mixing genetic material in that polluted gene pool.

    She's totally porn.

    Posted by: Ben D. | Jun 11, 2007 10:43:36 AM

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