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Why the U.S. Americans Don't Know Their Geography

Miss Teen South Carolina offers a hypothesis.

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  1. HAHA! I love this video
    glad you got a hold of it and posted it

    Posted by: gabriel | Aug 27, 2007 8:59:12 AM


  2. [knock knock knock]

    Is there a brain in there?

    Posted by: dc-20008 | Aug 27, 2007 9:11:41 AM


  3. This is why I'm moving to Europe.

    Posted by: Matt | Aug 27, 2007 9:30:28 AM


  4. wow, she seems really smart. but isn't jessica simpson too old to be in this pageant?

    Posted by: holdensf | Aug 27, 2007 9:54:11 AM


  5. As a native South Carolinian and a self-confessed pageant queen, I have to say that was breathtaking. I have no idea what that even means.

    Posted by: sam | Aug 27, 2007 10:05:37 AM


  6. Was that the delectable Mario Lopezzzzzzzzzz?? ggrrrRRRRROOOOWWWWLLllll...

    Posted by: virgoboy | Aug 27, 2007 10:07:56 AM


  7. WTF??? And she didn't WIN???

    Posted by: PrFodorski | Aug 27, 2007 10:21:21 AM


  8. She sounds like George Bush.

    Posted by: GM | Aug 27, 2007 10:27:44 AM


  9. Who wants to bet that she will get tons of calls for publicity and by the end of the week she will be on Leno and all the other shows? Perhaps some company will even maker her their SPOKESPERSON.
    Such is life in US America....

    Posted by: ReasonBased | Aug 27, 2007 10:47:19 AM


  10. Sounds like a budding politician.

    Posted by: zeke | Aug 27, 2007 10:53:56 AM


  11. Mario is using all of his super powers to keep from laughing.

    Posted by: Giovanni | Aug 27, 2007 11:05:37 AM


  12. What a dumb twat !!!

    Posted by: Vince | Aug 27, 2007 11:33:57 AM


  13. What a dumb twat !!!

    Posted by: Vince | Aug 27, 2007 11:34:20 AM


  14. ...you can bet your bottom dollar that miss thing is wishing with every fiber of her being that if only she could bend time and space to take back that moment and remove her head from her ass....HA!

    Posted by: yeahisaidit | Aug 27, 2007 11:44:51 AM


  15. Meanwhile, str8 horndog Mario Lopez is looking at her thinking "You're dumb as a bag full of hammers but I'd still like to f--- you."

    Posted by: Andy G. | Aug 27, 2007 11:46:32 AM


  16. Like OMG! Like, she's sooo stoopid! A bag of rocks could have answered that question more effectively...

    Posted by: Robert In WeHo | Aug 27, 2007 11:57:16 AM


  17. And would you believe the 3rd-runner up in the Miss Teen SC Pageant was even dumber?!

    I was there.

    Posted by: Rafi | Aug 27, 2007 12:53:39 PM


  18. Dumb Blondes must be the luckiest of breeds; otherwise they would have gone extinct eons ago.

    Posted by: Gil | Aug 27, 2007 1:28:14 PM


  19. Oh....poor thing...I think she was just nervous.

    Posted by: peterparker | Aug 27, 2007 1:57:37 PM


  20. gil...blondes are not so much bred as bleached...lol

    Posted by: yeahisaidit | Aug 27, 2007 2:47:47 PM


  21. Peroxide. Look what it did to Paris.

    Posted by: Br!on | Aug 27, 2007 4:22:32 PM


  22. Peroxide. Look what it did to Paris.

    Posted by: Br!on | Aug 27, 2007 4:24:28 PM


  23. OH...MY...GAWD...how was this chick ever chosen? And we wonder why the South is so willing to support idiots like Bush? It's obvious they see him as smart.

    Posted by: jemmytee | Aug 27, 2007 4:25:48 PM


  24. omg, she soooooooo totally deserved the teeahraaaaaaah!

    Posted by: nic | Aug 27, 2007 6:19:43 PM


  25. That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Ever.

    Posted by: John | Aug 28, 2007 12:24:11 AM


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