Australia’s Family First Party Candidate Dropped Over Porn Photos

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QuahAustralia’s Family First Party dumped its candidate Andrew Quah for the western Sydney seat of Reid after nude photos of Quah showed up on gay porn websites: “Mr Quah, 21, has also admitted to looking at porn websites in the past two weeks, which made his position untenable given his party’s strong commitment to protect children by making porn harder to access on the internet. Mr Quah told the Herald yesterday he thought it was possible that he had posed for the compromising photographs. ‘I might have been drunk off my face or my political enemies might have drugged me…But that’s not my penis. Look, maybe somebody photoshopped it, and put another one on the photo. I can tell you, it’s not me. I know these things. But really, I can’t remember … All I know, I have been humiliated.'”

Australian blogs published the photos, branding Quah “Australia’s Smallest Loser”.

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Comments

  1. Nita says

    “Mr Quah told the Herald yesterday he thought it was possible that he had posed for the compromising photographs. ‘I might have been drunk off my face or my political enemies might have drugged me…But that’s not my penis.”

    Shades of R. Kelly. Does Quah make music you can shake your ass to, though? He doesn’t?

    Homie’s S.O.L., then. Dude should have just fessed up — or better yet, said ‘no comment’ — and then fought that much harder to prove what an asset he would be to the party and to the community…….. try to show that his looking at porn (who doesnt?) has nothing to do with his ability to lead the community and be an asset to the community. He’d still lose this time, maybe, but he’d also be able to put it behind him better and then try other routes to public service eventually leading to an office if he’s popular for his community works.

    Saddest of all, if he were female and looked like a supermodel this would actually help his chances.

  2. Blazed says

    “Mr Quah, 21, has also admitted to looking at porn websites in the past two weeks, which made his position untenable given his party’s strong commitment to protect children by making porn harder to access on the internet.”

    That’s some faulty reasoning.

  3. Derrick from Philly says

    Well, it’s almost a mouth full, I suppose…if you had to. Actually, it’s probably like mid-way through a popsickle.

    I always thought the Good Lord gave ugly men a little help down there…you know, to make up for the face and body.

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