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Steven Klein Takes No Hairy Prisoners for C-in2


Steven Klein photographs a line-up of prison bitches sentenced to a thorough buffing and waxing for a new set of ads for underwear brand C-IN2. This is currently running on billboards on Chapel Street in Melbourne, Australia according to their website.

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  1. Must be a cell block for beautiful New York City Homos only. But who's gonna' "top"? The guards?

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Nov 16, 2007 3:08:04 PM

  2. ...

    Sometimes I think that I shouldn't come to this site when I'm at work. It gets me all hot and bothered!

    Posted by: Taylor | Nov 16, 2007 3:25:03 PM

  3. These ads aren't new - they've been in gay publications for most of 2007. I used to really like C-in2 underwear, but they've gotten really tacky in their new styles. Kitsch patterns, bad cuts. It's a shame. They used to make great classic cuts and sexy, wearable colors.

    Posted by: Danmac | Nov 16, 2007 3:30:58 PM

  4. surprisingly un-sexy.

    Posted by: nuflux | Nov 16, 2007 3:33:24 PM

  5. woof!

    Posted by: nic | Nov 16, 2007 3:42:01 PM

  6. Yep, this is pretty much the opposite of hot for me. Plastic, pale, high cheek-boned lanky, hairless boyz with tons of product in their hair is really not on a turn on for me. But whatever floats your boat I guess...

    Posted by: AdamN | Nov 16, 2007 3:47:47 PM

  7. They're as skinny & hairless as me (but not blonde), but I like 'em older and bigger and with hair myself.

    Yeah, C-in2 is 'ok', but Unico underwear is much better. Fits better, and is much hotter. Aussie Bum is also a winner.

    Posted by: Jordan | Nov 16, 2007 3:59:22 PM

  8. Ohmigod! Unico panties!

    Yes, wearing the International Male house brand just screams "smart dresser."

    Posted by: 24play | Nov 16, 2007 4:07:52 PM

  9. Ugh. Hairless boys are like slippery bars of soap in the bathtub. Not appealing. At. All.

    Posted by: Raybob | Nov 16, 2007 4:17:05 PM

  10. JORDAN,

    When Andy posted this ad I knew...I knew...I just knew you were going to comment.

    Actually, when I saw it, I immediately looked at the real pretty one (3rd from the front) and I yelled, "why, there's our JORDAN from Towleroad!" (my co-workers thought I'd hit the bottle too early). You told us about your fierce 29" waist, but you never mentioned about how nicely you filled out the front of the jockey shorts. No, need to keep secrets, JORDAN.

    Y'all "regular" gay guys may not like real pretty men, but prison trade just loves them. I should know...I mean, I use to know.

    Sour grapes, that's what they got, JORDAN, just SOUR GRAPES!

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Nov 16, 2007 4:26:06 PM

  11. Do they have a size 30, as in feet? I could use a pair.

    Posted by: anon ( | Nov 16, 2007 4:47:32 PM

  12. Uh, yeah...this ad's been in Genre for, like, the last 7 months.

    Hairy or not, this ad is hot, hot, hot.

    Posted by: Jeff | Nov 16, 2007 6:16:10 PM

  13. The second one looks like a wax dummy.

    Posted by: Paul | Nov 16, 2007 6:36:57 PM

  14. I live in Melbourne and drive past this billboard on Chapel St almost every morning. And I have to say, even though they're indeed skinny, hairless men, this is the only underwear ad that's ever effectively turned me on.

    Posted by: Ash | Nov 16, 2007 7:39:42 PM

  15. Who knew Australian prisons supplied hair product and styling equipment. Much more important than severe overcrowding, prisoners have the right to look perfectly coiffed and fabulous!

    David B.

    Posted by: David B. | Nov 16, 2007 7:50:06 PM

  16. Derrick,
    You're sweet.
    Actually I don't look anything like that guy. (I'm prettier and I'm blonde).

    I've so far managed to avoid going to prison, since I know it wouldn't be a very pretty place for someone like me (the gangbangs wouldn't be like in porn I assume), although some of the men are actually very hot.

    Thanks though for your concern.

    Posted by: Jordan | Nov 16, 2007 8:02:15 PM


    wtf were you on earlier?

    Posted by: nic | Nov 17, 2007 1:57:37 AM

  18. why does the issue of body hair have to be so political and divisive? Some people have some, some people don't. Some like it, some don't. Fags need to stop fighting over every stupid fucking little thing.

    Posted by: jaimie | Nov 17, 2007 5:24:11 AM

  19. Prison is not sexy. Prison sex is not sexy. Prison sex is almost always rape of "bitches" like these by straight thugs with no access to women.

    My best friend went to prison, like millions of other Americans have, for a nonviolent offense and was raped starting on day one.

    Fuck anyone who fetishizes this form of torture, fuck comedians who joke about it, and fuck the wardens and guards and politicians who let it happen.

    Posted by: Miles | Nov 17, 2007 5:27:47 AM

  20. "Oh my..." @ Mile's rant.

    "Strongly Agree" @ Jaimie's.

    Posted by: Adrian from WI | Nov 17, 2007 2:20:58 PM

  21. chacun a` son gout. or, "To each his own, Molly said as she kissed the cow."

    Posted by: nic | Nov 17, 2007 3:35:04 PM

  22. This is a great ad. They had an exclusive with Genre Magazine last year - I've been in love with this ad for a year!

    Posted by: DavidD | Nov 17, 2007 4:13:48 PM

  23. @Jaimie - Amen!

    @Miles - you really can't tell others what is or is not an appropriate fantasy. Many fantasies - rape, incest, brutality, torture, gang bang, cheating - are popular themes in gay porn and fiction, but the reality of such scenarios would most likely be far less than ideal to say the least.

    If the fantasy doesn't work for you, fine. That's understandable considering your experience. But it certainly can be hot for others. I think you're confusing fantasy with reality.

    Posted by: Gregg | Nov 18, 2007 2:43:26 PM

  24. I agree with Jaimie as well. I started an internet group 10 years ago for guys who are into body shaving. It's my number one fetish to be smooth and to be with another smooth, hairless guy. I never bash guys who are have hair or are hairy or who are into hairy guys. I've always felt there are plenty of guys to go around for all of us to find our perfect type. But it never seems to be the other way. There's always bashing of shaved/waxed/clipped guys. And the idea that "Chelsea" is full of shaved guys is ridiculous. The Chelsea look is where you try to be "naturally smooth," so guys into that look almost always have their pubes intact, something fetishists like me would never enjoy.

    Posted by: Raze | Nov 19, 2007 12:10:29 PM

  25. What I want to know is why does only one of the inmates have a jumpsuit? Seriously.

    Posted by: Seattle | Nov 19, 2007 12:46:10 PM

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