01/16/2008
Posh on Beckham's Bulgeboard: It's Great, Huge, Enormous, Massive
Victoria Beckham took a break from the Spice Girls tour to attend the Roberto Cavalli show at fashion week in Milan, where last week a gigantic version of David Beckham's Emporio Armani ad was erected at the intersection of Via Cusani and Via Broletto.
She didn't mince words about the giant billboard:
"I’m proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It’s great. It’s huge. It’s enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I’d walk down the street in my panties too."
The remarks follow her December boast about the football player's package: "I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!"
Sphere: Related ContentPosted 1:32 PM EST by Andy in Advertising, David Beckham, News, Underwear, Victoria Beckham | Permalink
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I'd rather walk on my lips than criticize La Beckham, but it's been my experience that the number of times one's wife speaks publicly about the size of her man's unit has an inverse relation to the actual size of the unit.
Just sayin.
Posted by: The Milkman | Jan 16, 2008 1:41:33 PM
Proving once again that she is one classy, well-spoken lady.
Posted by: Paul R | Jan 16, 2008 1:47:33 PM
this hideous, little troll doll needs to have a self-censoring chip implanted in her pea brain.
Posted by: nic | Jan 16, 2008 3:14:58 PM
I love Victoria....that lucky little bitch.
And Milkman, Do What?
Posted by: Jordan | Jan 16, 2008 4:11:42 PM
Yummy Guy - too bad Towle Road did not talk about Planet Out and OUT Magazine being screwed - the biggest news story to hit our demographic - and nothing is said - what is up Andy?
Planet OUT, OUT Magazine and the Advocate went dark this week! The company told its employees that they will no longer hold earnings conference calls or give future guidance. From here on out, all communications with investors will be made through its SEC filings. PlanetOut, which has hired Allen & Co. for the process, warns it is doomed for closure!
Warnings of the company’s demise have been coming for a long time - ever since its financial condition deteriorated. Early last year, it said it had hired Allen & Co. to help it raise money and stave off bankruptcy. Did it work??? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Vagomatic | Jan 16, 2008 5:32:47 PM
"If I looked like that I’d walk down the street in my panties too."
As if you didn't look like a whore enough.
Posted by: patrick nyc | Jan 16, 2008 6:35:38 PM
whores have more fun....lol
Posted by: Jordan | Jan 16, 2008 7:14:26 PM
I wish I were Victoria, I wish I were Victoria, I wish I ........
Posted by: John in PA | Jan 16, 2008 8:42:43 PM
Although I have carnal fantasies about Beckham and bending it with him, I agree with Vagomatic that the PlanetOut news is much more important. But, such is the world today. Straights obsess of Britney and we gays obsess over... well, if PlanetOut goes, that will be goodbye to one of only two websites worth visiting. The other being Towleroad, of course. Sigh.
Posted by: mike | Jan 17, 2008 5:00:49 AM
Vagomatic and Mike, 1/15/2008:
http://www.towleroad.com/2008/01/financially-tro.html
Posted by: EireKev | Jan 17, 2008 9:00:02 AM
Why don't I believe her?
Posted by: Shabaka | Jan 17, 2008 11:59:26 AM
LOVE VICTORIA!!!
She is HILARIOUS!!!
Posted by: Jay | Jan 17, 2008 12:33:15 PM
Two words: tube socks.
Posted by: Gutload | Feb 5, 2008 7:12:16 PM
you guys sound so bitchy is it because she gets to fuck one of the hottest guys in the world and yall can just only wish.... Codos to you posh:)
Posted by: John | Mar 14, 2008 3:55:59 AM
*sigh*.. gullible fangirls... Anyone who gloats that much about the supposed size of their husband's wang is obviously doing more overcompensating than petite pete and his humongous, plastic fantastic gas guzzling H3...
Posted by: Excalabian | May 8, 2008 12:29:35 AM
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