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Cruising John Mayer


John Mayer gave his stalkers fans a treat on the Lido Deck of his three day Mayercraft Carrier Concert cruise of the Caribbean. It's basically a major fan cruise which "features sets by John in nightclub-like settings" — in this case, the outdoor, shirtless kind of nightclub.

Photos from TryJM. Michelle Collins and Brian Faas from Best Week Ever liveblogged the cruise. One more shot after the jump...


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  1. WOOF! His body is a wonderland...

    Posted by: EricW | Feb 4, 2008 8:05:13 PM

  2. Looks like you can pinch an inch, maybe more at that

    Posted by: Joshua | Feb 4, 2008 8:31:57 PM

  3. Ugh. I like his music and sometimes he looks cute...but not in those shots. And not with those ugly ass tattoos.

    Posted by: warmsunshine | Feb 4, 2008 9:10:57 PM

  4. Very doable imo.

    Posted by: Himbo with Highlites | Feb 4, 2008 9:32:20 PM

  5. The land of miniatures called - - they want their nipples back.

    Posted by: Matilda | Feb 4, 2008 11:00:19 PM

  6. He is adorable, but his music sucks ass. And he dated Young Republican Jessica Simpson for almost a year. Blech!

    Posted by: peterparker | Feb 4, 2008 11:16:21 PM

  7. hey John - we cruised, you lose. brett's on the line and wants his tatts back - along with the politics and "rock of love" outtakes. you sho' know how to strum my face with your fingers, so let's get that clap all cleared up.

    Posted by: resurrect | Feb 5, 2008 12:58:53 AM

  8. Im allways amazed on how stereotypical the comments are on this site. It's like all of you are 50 yr old queens who feed on chelsea boy abs and bareback porn. "Pinch an inch?" I suspect you have the ultimate in male perfection to make a comment like that. Furthermore, is that important. Some of us are turned off by the overly body obsessed worked out ones who run like the dickens from a tub of ice cream. Personally, Id rather cuddle and pinch my bf's inch then have him be at the gym 24/7 just to please you. Granted his tattoos are terrible and coupled with his god awful music its just a disaster, but get over the tattoo whining people. Perhaps you all should pull yourselves out of Jeffreys for one minute and stop acting like 1970s queens.

    Posted by: Matt | Feb 5, 2008 10:14:46 AM

  9. Well Matt I was in totally agreement until YOU started bashing his music and tattoos....All of US apparently are too judgemental......Touche'

    Posted by: wopboptorledo | Feb 5, 2008 2:25:18 PM

  10. Touche' indeed

    Posted by: Zo | Feb 5, 2008 4:48:00 PM

  11. Touche' indeed

    Posted by: Zo | Feb 5, 2008 4:48:54 PM

  12. Oh please. I never insulted him for making that crap music or saying he is not allowed because it doesnt live up to certain standard. Even it loses this for me, his tattoos are still terrible.

    Posted by: Matt | Feb 5, 2008 5:22:15 PM

  13. I defend Matt's opinions. John Mayer is hot and thank god he's not starving for a sandwich (please, he's skinny by my book).

    And while he may be a cutie, his music and choice of ink are a not my thing.

    Posted by: Squiffy | Feb 6, 2008 1:32:34 AM

  14. I defend Matt's opinions. John Mayer is hot and thank god he's not starving for a sandwich (please, he's skinny by my book).

    And while he may be a cutie, his music and choice of ink are a not my thing.

    Posted by: Squiffy | Feb 6, 2008 1:33:07 AM

  15. Umm... yes he is hot. and his music is amazing... can you say HE'S A GUITAR GOD! Get a life... go bash someone else. Jealous because he land Jessica Simpson..and then DUMPED her? ha

    Posted by: MissJenny | Feb 9, 2008 7:42:52 AM

  16. MissJenny, I don't think anyone commenting on this blog is the least bit jealous about Mayer's hetero cooch quests. Now, incredulous that Simpson had him and let him get away? Absolutely. Never send a dippy pop-addled bottle blond to do a man's job...

    Posted by: bob balou | Feb 10, 2008 8:58:54 AM

  17. OMG! I think he's adorable. "pinch an inch". What's that about. I think he's a great weight. I love his music, he totally rocks!!! I'm still shocked about his tattoos. He seems like such a clean cut guy. I would still date him in a heartbeat. I'm so glad I'm a girl! yay!!!

    Posted by: Von | Feb 17, 2008 11:22:25 PM

  18. You are so right... a man's job... maybe you would make the cut. Mayer isn't a man because he still looks absolutely amazing in a lime green man thong.. can play guitar comparable to Clapton, Make the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine (like those that matter in music), sing in his sexy voice, have his pick of any woman in Hollywood... is hilarious, intellegent.. oh wait... you can pinch an inch though. Sure your body is flawless Bob Balou.. can't touch that. Insinuating that he is homosexual? Thats an original move. Are you comfortable with your sexuality bob?

    Posted by: MissJenny | Mar 1, 2008 12:06:38 PM

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